Turtle Climax

[cjoss]

Bro was feeling it so good he started to levitate, then remembered the laws of physics then plopped

[hypershadic]

And Tom I'm telling you it was the best nut I've ever done.

[lolz]

Looks like Master Oogway is getting funky in the spirit realm.

[ralph]

Lmao it’s awful to think that if this was in the wild, this tortoise’s likely over a hundred year life would have ended right there

[unwashedhands]

bruddah couldn’t handle the coocoo it laid him out 😂😂😂

[vannisilver]

'you're welcome'
- lady tortoise

[bondforger]

Bro ascended to the heaven in just a several seconds

[ATSF]

bro been holding that one in for centuries

[icedoutofficial]

Lmfao, that one smaller tortoise had the funniest reaction before the big one hit the ground

[BOT_Maximus]

THE NUT MADE HIM LEVITATE AND THEN FALL DAMN THATS SOME POWERFUL NUT

[Coleecool]

I love how everybody caught plenty of time at that wood👀

[haydendraycott]

0:19 are you not entertained...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??

[BellNova]

“That’s right! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at that, it’s like two balls and a bong!”


You might get this reference if you watched the Sonic The Hedgehog Adventure 2 SnapCube fan dub video

[ALEJANDRAVELASCOBARBOZA]

they aren't matting, they are fighting, and that's the point
in nature when two male tortoises fight the goal is to flip the opponent so they overheat and die.

[creaticx]

brooo the way the tortoise was standing.. . it reminded me a scene in titanic movie.. (titanic ship eee)

[watcher]

Lmao ARE THE CHAAAAMPIONS MAH TURTLEEEES!" lol

[kodezillaactll]

This turtle lovin' this a lil to much.

[chapingaryjr]

He was look ma I'm on top of the world...plop falls over...lmao

[SoloDeus_Rey]

That Post-nut clarity hit different for many. Trust...😉🤣

[xxalexxthegamer]

Your shell is heavy like the Heavy Core.