Best Scottish Dialect

[lizreed]

I am not a Doric Speaker (but I speak with Scots words on a daily) and I heard this:
"If he gets a little bit closer I can throw a Caber at him, you know"
"Just, not fair making us fight for the hand of the queen that does not want no part of it, you know"
I am 100 percent sure this is right, I can hear the words clear as a sunny day. I speak all these words in my every day lingo except ken, I don't say ken.

[Darksaviour]

So Pixar wanted Kevin Mckidd to speech gibberish, but being Scottish Kevin decided to speak Doric for this character

[emeraldhead]

Thank you to those who translated both lines!

[brittniegilmore]

I wish they do translation because I have no idea what he was saying, none, nada, 0

[kogalrise]

Translation:

"If ay was a wee bit closer a coulda lobbed a caber it um, ken" = "If he was a little bit closer I could of thrown a caber at him, you know", (a caber is a wooden beam/pole that's held upright, )


"It's just nay fair makin us feght fir the hand ay a queen who doesnae want nay part ay it" = "It's just unfair making us fight for the hand of a queen who doesn't want any part of it"

[statelyelms]

My grandfather is Doric, he doesn't quite speak like this but he does have a very heavy accent. I actually managed to understand most of this except for the last bit after "-making us fight for the hand of the queen-"!

[leeb]

I want to hear him say Purple Burglar Alarm

[neoballast]

if he wis a wee bitty closer i could lob a caber at him, ken? - if he were standing closer, I could throw a caber (large wooden log) at him, you know?

it's just nae fair makking us fet fur the hand of the quine, it disnae whet an appetite, ken? It just isn't fair making us fight for the hand of the woman - it doesn't whet an appetite, you know? 

[snakewithapen]

This is the strangest comment section I've ever seen. 3.6m views, 11 comments with tens of thousands of likes and no replies lol. This video feels like it came from an alternate dimension and I shouldn't be aware of it

[robowolfgaming]

I love that in an interview, Kevin McKidd said that he based Lord MacGuffin on his father, and Young MacGuffin on himself

[tytoalbasoren]

Tfw, when you realize both scottish character is voiced by the same VA as Soap MacTavish.

[Warriorcat]

If you slow this down to .75 you can actually understand him pretty easily!

[milepod]

Sorry guys, I forgot I uploaded this and set comments to hold, I guess it suddenly exploded some day and I just didn't know.

[mr.bluehat]

In Spanish instead of speaking in dialect they just made him say the phrase in the wrong order like Yoda

[historyandgenes]

Appears randomly after 10 years
Average youtube moment

[enolp]

My question is where is he just gonna casually pull a caber from

[muik]

dunno why this was shown i my feed but I adore it :D

[sir_lusciouslocks]

My phone glitched, and I thought the joke was that every character was silent and that there was no dialogue or music.

[burntrap]

SCOTLAND FOREVER 🗣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🗣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿‼️💥‼️💯🔥

[justcallmeavi]

What accent, he's speaking perfect English to me!