Things Russian Parents Say #1

I wanted to show you things that Russian parents say to their kids. All of those phrases I heard not once and not twice. Those things parents say A LOT!!!! Sometimes they are frustrating and annoying, but that just the culture type of thing. I am pretty sure, I will say those things to my kids some day. Like: "When I eat, I'm deaf and mute" or "I want the change back" and etc:)

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[jeaniebayerr]

"when i eat i am deaf and mute" lmao

[j.washington]

Dude. When they say "I won't get angry if you tell the truth" that means instant death

[april]

Imagine a fight between a black mom, a mexican mom, an asian mom and a russian mom omg

[bellagershevich]

As soon as they say "I won't get mad" all hell breaks loose. I stopped falling for that trick when I was 6 and I knew Wassup.

[Mayarose]

i just showed this to my mum coz were she told be to get my elbows of the table

[dorkchops]

That was not a dog, that was black ball of fluff and happiness

[getmetosubswithnovideos-lcrt]

" if you do not study you will become a landscaper "
lollol

[stasia.alexis]

I swear Russian moms are the scariest things when they’re angry... 😆

[Diana-dddt]

I relate... Romanian moms are pretty much the same 😂😂😂😂

[aimway]

"Your asschicks will grow together". My grandma used to say that to my grandpa when he put 5 spoons of sugar in his tea. You know what he answered? "No worries, I'll brake them open with a screwdriver". Damn, my grandpa was possibly the biggest troll I have ever seen.

[braydon]

“Why do you kiss the dog”
BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING IN THIS HOUSE THAT DOESN’T HATE ME.

[haeverland]

My parents would slap me if I groaned at their commands lol

[Swaggaccino]

"Don't sit on any cold pavement, you'll become sterile."

"Don't hug underneath a doorway."

"Sit down before you travel."

[alicephrontistery]

I'm from Texas, USA and EVERYBODY says that! Even the Mexican parents! I think all parents are cut from the same pattern or mold!

[calvinrock]

"your butt will stick together if you eat too many candy"

[NewGamesCo]

Works same for every post-soviet country, anyway

[viennam]

This was so accurate and funny. Even my Russian mom was laughing so great job.

[xXRifleMadXx]

Reminds my russian mum. When i ask to borrow money. She says. "For what? Alcohol and Cigarettes..."

[xjbmi]

Im Russian and I can say that this is 1000% true

[francis-rppi]

'Say the magic word'
'Accio donut!'