Working in Retail - Part 9 #comedy

[Rotseer]

“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, I’m calling the coupon a liar. You just brought it here.”

[mikebing]

The constant throat and mouth noises is so accurate

[maxrice]

“I’ll NEVER DO BUSINESS WITH YOU AGAIN!”

*Checks order history* spent a total of $63 over 10 years with $55 in returns.

[Gudamangipo]

Lying, threats, verbal abuse, followed by a god bless/God loves you is spot on.

[AndragonLea]

"I'ma call corporate and get your ass fired".
"Oh please. PLEASE do."

[TonklinFallen]

"I hope you burn in hell." Lady, I work in retail, I already experience the fires of hell every single day.

[Johnsmiths]

You portrayed a boomer with lead poisoning perfectly 😂

[milk-man-]

I love how he says “COUPON” like it’s a spell

[nookmyles]

I work at a grocery store and today some lady in the most condescending tone was like, "last time I was here you were my cashier, and you rang up these sweet onions as yellow onions. They were over thirty cents more expensive. Let's make sure we get it right this time, OK?"
I really had to consider how much I needed my job for a second lmao

[jessepinkman]

“I will fucking kill you” then does a 180 with “Gobbless, Gobbless”

[nickphaux]

"God Bless 😊🙏" After saying the meanest, rudest things youve ever heard is so accurate

[aidenleddy]

"i will f*cking k*ll you!' caught me off guard 😂 such an escalation

[Seeker]

"Boy you better not be calling me a liar" WELL I SURE AIN'T CALLING YOU A TRUTHER!!!

[scoop]

>Works at walmart
>Customer complains that their coupon won't work
> The coupon has a Krogers logo

[JayTheOtt]

The "You're total is going to be-"
"How much is it!" Is relatable on a spiritual level.

[MultiSaintsfan]

You forgot the part where they demand a manager and the manager takes the coupon anyway

[Gormfeld]

Back in 2010 I saw an old lady try to get on the bus with a fake transfer she made by gluing two other transfers together. When the driver refused her obviously fake transfer, she doubled down, insisting it was legit. This went on for another two minutes before she called the driver a "dirty Jew" and stormed off. People who deal with the public don't get paid NEARLY enough lol.

[isaacschmitt]

As someone who has worked specifically in customer service for the past decade, this is 100% accurate regardless of where you go. There's always that one regular you see and think "ah shit."

[IMMERS]

Just grab a pen and write an expiration date and put yesterdays date and be like oh im sorry this just expired 😂

[invaderzim]

This is so spot on!! I had a lady cuss me out and try and condemn me and my family to hell because I was busy with another customer. I looked at her throughout the entire tantrum just dead faced (it was all I could do to not laugh) and when she was done I just said "Alright" and went back to helping the other cutomer