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I don't own anything except my voice.

[AnUnfortunatePotato]

considering the idea that people can be allergic to bees, that brings the extremely funny concept of an eldritch god being allergic to humans

[shadow_leaf]

"God is dead, we're searching for a replacement"
"God is w h a t"

[ruruwardragons]

Bees will actually leave a hive if it gets too crowded. They’ll take a swarm of around half the hive and a new queen and either make a new nest, or move into another beehive offered by the beekeeper

Why is my most popular comment about bees?

[tomaspabon]

I love the idea of some medieval English peasant walking out of a hut, peaked cap in hand, going up to a beebox and being like "Yo, so John is fucking dead"

[justayeet]

Beekeeper here. You can also “catch” wild swarms of bees by dropping some lemongrass oil into a box.
Imagine one day you’re just walking and you see a house and d a m n does it smell good. Turns out some old god lit some scented candles in there to make it smell more like home for wayward travelers.

[defunct-nolongerinuse]

You forgot
The best part. In England the royal beekeeper had to tell all the royal bees that the queen died.

[gurglequeen]

If the bee keeper isn't doing a good job taking care of the hive, bee's can and absolutely will leave to find a better place.

[bloodingmark]

I love the idea that bees choose to live in our bee hives and willing give up some honey for protection

[buttergod]

I have a friend whos actually a beekeeper so we’ve discussed this numerous times. Sometimes generations will pass before he stops by again. I bet beekeepers are often just a thing of myths in many colonies most of the time. “The keeper has arrived, I thought he was but a myth, no ones seen him since my great grandmama”

[feeesh]

I adore the sentence “a busy Discord server’s worth of bugs” it’s like, you can TOTALLY understand what they mean by this and I love it 😂

[erraticonteuse]

You gotta tell bees *all* the major events. Your son's getting married? You tell the bees.

[Stephanie-mviy]

The fact that the Royal Beekeeper actually did this when the Queen passed, also prayed over each hive AND tied a little black ribbon on the hive to show the mourning period, is just... amazing to me.

[Thatoneguy-jugq]

As a bee keeper of 3 boxes i can confirm they 100% understand the concept
I don’t even wear a suit anymore because the bees just accept it as part of life
Like you can pick up a couple pounds of bees and as long as you are calm and gentle they are just like “this is fine” for a while until they realize the queen isn’t on you then the disperse which honestly feels like bio shock when you use the bee attack

[lavaavalon]

"how does it feel to be venerated as a god by bees?"

[AppahTheChin]

Okay. Hear me out. Bee campaign. We have a Beekeeper Warlock. A Bee Fighter. A Queen Bee Cleric(They’re a normal bee who worships the Queen) and a Pollination Ranger. Together they are on the quest to find the epic and legendary flower(of what kind idk) but the BBEG is either some big worm or hornets!

[infiniteshay]

Bees actually do let you take part of their food because again if they weren't cool with it, they'd just leave. They'll leave if it gets too hot or too cold so anything that makes them uncomfortable will just make them leave lol

[amethystimagination]

I mean I wouldn’t complain if the gods built me a terrarium that’s sturdier, safer, costs me nothing and is overall better than what I could get on my own.

[einargs]

Bees are incredibly smart at choosing hives, and actually send out scouts and then vote based on the reports, which are transmitted via dance. There's an amazing book about it that I can't recommend enough.

[MlsterFish]

"I'm sorry, but your God was killed in a car accident involving a Ford Fiesta. Steven from accounting will be along to take care of you shortly."

[Negi]

“ imagine someone comes along, and just tells you your god is dead. It’s not your fault and you may get a new god. Maybe not.”


THIS WOULD EXPLAIN THE GREEK
PANTHEON SO MUCH!