What mistakes do you find cute? 🥹😻

[STRX_LUVX_]

The first one is the cutest thing ever.

[kay]

As heartwarming as the first story is, I gotta say, its about time that we chill on using it. I have heard it about 15 times already in the past week

[UncleEarthIsHere]

"Daddy can you buy me a German?🥺"

[Sophie-mw]

I want a German!!!! How come the kid gets one and I don’t?!?!

[Whatkindofuturearewebuilding]

In music theory, my classmate taught us a new synonym for the base space notes-not All Cows Eat Grass, but All Cannibals Eat Germans

[amandabriggs]

When my nephew was a little over a year old, he was at the daycare of our community college, where his mom and I were both attending. I was taking Early Childhood Development classes, so most of my classes were in the same building as my nephew was. I quite often was the one picking him up, since I was already there, and his mom's classes ran later into the day. He and I would go to my parents house until his mom came and got him. Worked out nice. One day his care providers approached me and told me nephew was saying a bad word. B!tches. No one on either side of the family used this word. Most of us didn't even swear, but even those who did, curbed it around nephew, and still this was not a word any one really used, even if they slipped. We couldn't figure out where it was coming from. Finally, one day I came in to my parents house with nephew. Put him down and he went over to my mom. She picked him up and said "Come on buddy. Let's go change your britches." And it just clicked. I yelled "Mom! It's you! He's trying to say bRitches!" Turns out he was saying it to tell his care givers he needed a change. Nephew just turned 26, and we still tease my mom about it. ;)

[AmeliaandViolet]

Imagine being at walmart and some random girl runs up to you and says you will be my new parents.

[ERROR]

Thank you for your purchase, rest in peace 💀💀💀

[OwlMasterProductions]

Nope Nope 2 is wrong the daughter is afraid of the dark they don’t have night lights so she ran back because of that

[IndigoCrow-sk]

My buddy went to a summer camp for the first time. This camp had you wear name tags. The name tags were very important and it cost your team points if anyone forgot to wear theirs. At the same time, to get a tool like a broom or a rake for morning detail, you traded in your name tag to get the tool. I told my buddy to always remember to return the tools to get the name tag back. He got all nervous, asking me how he's going to "find the **** name tag if all the other campers will be trading theirs in too?" I said "Dude, you're the only Joshua on the red team this year. Pick up the red one with your name on it!" He almost decided to stay home then because he felt so dumb.

[Pigmentplays-cc]

Ah yes. Nothing like putting the fear of god into your child when she realizes that if she insists to much on a toy you’ll abandon her immediately. I’m all for fun and games and teaching your kids to be respectful but maybe having a conversation with her instead of pretending your about to leave her with some strangers is a better approach

[Chris-qpmj]

For story 2 why did u cut out 90% of the story.... it didnt even make since without the important parts edit: ​ if I remember correctly the parents told the girl she can't have a toy so she left to op and said they will be my new mommy and daddy the girls parents said okay have fun op said wait does she have any allergies or anything I need to know? They said no she is healthy as a horse but she does need a nightlight op said we don't have one the girl went running saying never mind I don't need the toy and I love you

[LeiaMontoya]

Yo daddy, can you just pick up a German from the local Walmart?

[GamingCat-wluw]

Thanks for buying one German, rest in peace

[arleneholder]

How does this have a hundred views and three hundred likes