Ok so show - snake man

Ok, so when I was younger I used to go to the park every day after school. On this day I'm walking to the park and I hear a hissing sound behind me I look back and it was a man in a car hissing at me and telling me to come to his car. Now his car was still in the drive so it was moving slowly and moving towards a house so I walked towards him slowly. And as soon as he passed the house I took off running and stop at the candy lady house. Cause I felt like I wasn't going to make it to the park. Bout 2 mins later I saw a Glimpse of him driving by fast and he was mad. Candy lady ask me what I was doing I said hiding from the snake man he was hissing at me. So I make it to the park and tell everyone bout the snake man and to be careful. I go home tell me my mommy bout the snake man she looked at me and said I told you about wearing them tight pants it makes your but look big. He was hissing cause he wanted a bite