Why I hate Bouldering

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[Vv_JASPER_vV]

As a part time boulderer, I can confirm: fondling the air is crucial when planning your route.

[HoloTheDrunk]

Please update us when they're done figuring out their route

[LordofWolves]

Ive been directly attacked and I love it

[dmk_games]

I overestimated the boulderers.

I thought they would get 3 metres up and start just moving sideways.

"Why won't you save my baby?"

"Uh I SAID I did BOLD-DER-RING. I don't do rock climbing. So like since I don't use a harness I have to stay at a safe height l. But really without the harness I am more like free to move. I just love the freedom. It feels better without protection. Hur, get it. But no joke by making it safer, it is mooore challenging. For real the it is really more real than rock climbing. .... "

Mother and baby suicide *pact to end their suffering.

*edit "pack" corrected to "pact"

[InterwovenElements]

Hmmm, Looks like the beta would be a running start into the ledge mantle with a right heel hook, get your hip above the lip, rock over to the right hand side pull on the center stile of the window, left palm on ledge, stand, left foot out to the brick, right foot stem on the stile, bump the right hand up the stile. Left hand to green ledge of the top pane, continue to the right hand bump up until you can cross left hand into the crimp above the center of the two window panes, hop into the next mantle. Repeat until the you get to the first mini crux on what appears to be the sixth floor where you have the first overhang, it looks like you might be able to grab the pinch looking feature on the bricks between windows sets with left, if not then it's just a comitting dyno to the lip from the stem position. After that the route looks crazy, if the little emblems above the brick pillars have any sort of crimp edges, then it's a delicate reach up to those with tricky feet trying not to barn door to the left as you go out to it, then it would be a high right foot on the trim above the last windows and a right hand press into the green pinch blocks, bring up the left hand then switch them to underclings and slap either hand out to the lip for a scary mantle. If however there is no edge on those little emblems, then we're looking at an absurd dyno, preferably from the arrete where you could get compression on the lip of the roof. Honestly though, probably only v2 in my gym.

[JohnnyBRad]

Dad as a cop in short shorts has definitely awakened something in me I didn't know was there

[Jhost]

Your constant effort to hate against boulderers is one of my favourite things about this channel

[Tomf-tzpd]

Let not forget to chalk up and dust off... those red bricks looked like they needed a brush .. plus for this to be canon at least one of them has to be shirtless. lol

[XXXavier_Lewis]

The crux obviously needs a knee bar to send it

[tobynormoyle]

Boulders drove me crazy when I used to climb, so I loved this one!

[EpicTV]

this might be the greatest climbing video I have watched today...and I have watched a lot

[PopCross]

The best CrackerMilk skits are always the ones directly insulting my own hobbies and traits XD

[RyouTekashi]

"Don't worry, ... I'm a Boulderer"
"...Fuck"

[WorldlyMusi]

I was waiting for the outro right after baby drops, but it just kept going, I guess the editor went bouldering

[seanchina]

That baby is a better boulderer than those adults

[gamersmudngrubshow]

That baby did an excellent job bouldering. 10/10 would watch again.

[nick-of-all-trades]

Good to see Tamara's baby making its debut.

[beckettschefold]

Subbed three days ago and I'm immediately personally attacked. I love it

[medz]

Can see the bakery from the front driver seat

[sncaterd]

I must be the only boulderer on the planet who never looks at the problem and just hops on, it will take me where it takes me and that's part of climbing is developing that flow making movements natural and not planned