The Commander Deck Of The Future...Today! | A Descent Into Magic: The Gathering Madness

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Oh! Hi there! I was just brushing up on my extraterrestrial linguistics in preparation for my trip to Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun this weekend! I can’t wait to open up some attractions, get some tickets, and buy myself a whole sheet of stickers!

I’m so excited, in fact, that I’ve even put together a Commander deck to hopefully jam some games with my fellow theme park guests. It should be tons of fun!

[Games-xdlx]

Every day that passes we get closer and closer to that ProZD video where he taps Farm Land to play Dairy Cow with 5 Milk Counters and just confuses the opponent to death.

[makenawatkins]

“You could argue that dungeons are a lot like carnivals.”

Every Rakdos member turns to the camera and smirks

[AnthonySmith-sczs]

I see the strat here is to get your other playgroup members so confused they concede and you win automatically. Pretty genius honestly.

[InsomniaticVampire]

At first I thought it was a parody sketch but then the joke kept going. It was just as impressive as it was horrifying like some neo-eldritch horror.

[DebatablePlays]

Between this and game knights, Prof truly is in his villain era

[ruairip]

I love how he doesn't shorten the commander's name to just "Ambassador" or "Bloop" but says the whole name every time to just hammer in the state of magic

[michaelsimmons]

I love how you can feel Prof dying a bit more everytime he says Ambassador Blopityblorbloob

[dylanmiller]

Ah yes, the perfect intersection of 'Old man yells at cloud' and 'Old man weaponizes cloud to rain shit on everyone'

[phoenixantis]

I can legitimately feel Prof dying inside this entire deck tech

[PeterButchens]

Thank you for showing us this beginner friendly deck. I hope to intoduce my friends to commander with this!

[werothegreat]

I am endlessly amused that you can hear the Prof just slowly dying inside with each card he describes, but the deck actually seems like it was well-constructed for the theme being gone for.

[JTTMal]

That poignant pause after “Godzilla is the perfect way to give trample to Ambassador blorpityblorpboop” got me good.

[forloveofthepage]

Wizards of the ____ "Y'all can fill in that blank at home." killed me. I laughed so hard.

What, no Monarch?

[PyronKintay]

Love the deck! I'd try and make space for at least some of these:
- Monarch cards like Court of Bounty to help with card advantage. Wouldn't it be fun tracking both Monarch and Initiative at the same time?
- Duskwatch Recruiter, a great source of card advantage on an original werewolf. I'm sure it won't be too cunfusing tracking both it and the day/night cycle.
- MDFC lands for maximum mana base efficiency.
- One of each full-text basic land for the aesthetic.
- Cryptic Spires. Remember to circle green and blue before the game starts.
- And last but not least, Space Beleren for that immaculate space sector ability.

[TheBizzerker]

If you want to add to the fun you could try also including a couple of werewolves with the original transform to use in conjunction with the new day/night mechanic.

[PhyrexianGrace]

Professor wins one game on camera and immediately hits his villain arc

[Drysart]

I'd like to see a deck built like this *actually* played; maybe on a Shuffle Up and Play episode -- just to see how miserable all the extra mechanics make the gameplay.

[alexwang]

You know what this deck needs? A card like Bösium Strip to give you maximum value for instants and sorceries. Just make sure that if any opponent needs to view your graveyard for whatever reason they don’t mess up the order.

[yorokobeshitbag]

Now THIS is Magic as Richard Garfield intended

[Einr]

It has everything! Godzilla, stickers, transformers, werewolves, dungeons etc. And the professor couldn't pronounce his commander's name correctly even once! 5/7 would recommend! I really want to see this deck in action now. Maybe in a Shuffle up an Play session? Sacrificing an Arm, a leg and your dignity to drag three victims to the table is just a small price to pay!