If the NFL Was Scripted

There's been a lot of talk recently about the NFL being scripted...Let's see how that would look.

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[emballer]

Brett Maher was really committed to his script, a true actor

[WFM]

Cody Parkey reading the 2018 script and wondering how tf he’s gonna kick all of those doinks in one season: 😟

[thealphabetsong]

2023: "Alright... Jordan Love, first year starting on the Packers, I know we've had 2 Hall of Fame QBs in a row but I have to keep my expectations-"
Script Writer: "Oh Jordan Love? He's gonna look like a star, throw 32 TDs, and guide the Packers to the 7th seed"
"REALLY?"
Script Writer: "And get this... they blow out the 2-seed Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs"
"OH MY GOD! THIS IS AMAZING! The only thing that could ruin this is-"
Script Writer: "Losing to the 49ers in the divisional round"
*"OH MOTHER FU-"*

[thefreeman]

As Jason Kelce said, “If it is rigged, thank you to whoever rigged it.” 😂

[owenbuckleywfb]

This has to be a new series, more teams please

[camerongoeller]

This was by far one of the greatest pieces of content I’ve ever seen. Please continue this series for all teams in the offseason.

[rikimaroshu]

This honestly could be a series for every team to go through. Also in a way to learn every teams highs and long lows

[daleprice]

As a Lions fan, the bit at the end really resonated with me.

"Really?!" kinda captured the whole Motor City Kitty fanbase reaction for this year.

[RatedRMario]

The Saints have been through so much since 2009 having the Script Writer talk with JB would be gold

[scottcarter]

Honestly, this is one of the BEST pieces you've ever done! Thanks Tom.

[chrisuncleahmad]

“Cardinals, overtime”

“We just did that in 2009!”

[zenergetic_]

Man the pain the Falcons and Cowboys felt was real. This was so good! I have not paid attention to the 49ers owning Green Bay. This puts everyone’s season in hilarious perspective.

[FrosteeWusky]

"What about Jordan Love?"
"Yeah, I haven't had much time to develop his character yet."
God that's way too true 😭 Amazing work as usual 👌

[JimMork]

His facial expressions when delivering bad news are priceless. "This time you lose in the divisional round." And "it is personal. I do not like you."

[jpecoraro]

The 49ers had me rolling. Then the lions killed me at the end.

[shadowflamegaming]

The script memes are honestly so good, would love to see you continue this!

[Bassboy]

As a Packers fan, this was both so funny and painful at the same time... 😂😭

[TheMArcanjo]

And then 2023 comes along
- okay, hit me with it, how bad is it?
- well, Jordan Love has some troubles in the regular season, but... How does "being the first 7th seed ever to win a playoff game" sounds like?
- OMG yeah, against who?
- The Cowboys
- Oh that's great! I love that!
- And then you lose the divisional round
- ... Against who?
- ... [Looks to the left]
- 🖐🏻 hey there...
- 😡🤬

[Aetch]

I want this as a mini series with all the other teams. It would be hilarious, a Chargers one would hurt me but I'd laugh though the pain

[robtucker]

This was absolutely brilliant!!

We need every teams meeting with the script writer.