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[kid_withabike]

I’m uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the studio today

[Moliminous]

Bold choice for a first date but it's a heck of an ice breaker.

[finnstill]

He’s got “I don’t use Deo cause it’s not natural” vibes

[afigmentofyourimagination]

I go to this restaurant a lot and the fact that I may have seen this guy disturbs me…

[HuuHuan-hbmf]

Imagine the employees just crying when he walks into the door

[John-wyjn]

This is how other countries imagine we eat.

[medhywolf]

I would never eat on the same table with this man.

[isaacg]

Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks is doing well for himself I see

[MrPypap]

I can't get over the fact that he had that server tie his bib for him😂

[Music_Bot_]

My boy is giving straight "Teacher! Teacher! You forgot the homework" vibes

[alexislambert]

If I go on a date and he starts wiping his armpits with napkins I’m leaving 😀

[corraoids]

He’s the type of dude at a restaurant to eat with his mouth open or just flat out disgust you in many ways

[BryanErnest]

Violently scrubs his underarms with his hands and then proceeds to say " I had shrimps in my nails for a week!!!

[ryannguyen]

Bros voice: 🧔🏻‍♂️
Bros personality: 👁️👅👁️

[Samy-hyix]

I feel sorry for the other customers sitting around him

[lAmSpade]

"How badly do you want to feel like a caveman when you eat here?"
"Yes"

[californiacupcake]

Everything was a living nightmare but the armpits got me. Stroke!!

[jasonalcala]

LMAO when he just started rubbing his armpits that shit took me out.

[Alvin_PolarBear]

As a man who hates messes especially with food, this was a nightmare to watch.

[vulkan]

He literally ate the lobsters shit when he took the tail off😭