The 10 Things That All Flat Earthers Say

So it's been a minute since I made my response to the Globebusters, and for two months now I've had to listen to flat earthers spew the same nonsense in the comment section of that video, day after day. Now that I'm intimately familiar with their most popular and most ridiculous talking points, I thought I would put them all together in one clip for a vigorous debunking.

My original flat earth video:

My response to the Globebusters:

How to actually calculate earth's curvature:

Proving that moonlight is not cold:

Check out "Is This Wi-Fi Organic?", my book on disarming pseudoscience!

[computer.]

Who went to the comments to try and find a flat-earther?

[trevorday]

Flat earthers use big, scientific words they don't understand just because they think it makes them sound more photosynthesis

[brandonbombplays]

"Oceans can't do this, because oceans don't have wings"
He really knows the intelligence of who he's speaking to

[raymondmeyers]

The Flat Earth community has thousands of members around the globe.

[broskitoski]

I was a flat earther for 3 years. Then I turned 4.





Edit: wow this was so long ago

[blueiswonderful]

Guys don’t call flat earthers idiots.


It’s offensive to idiots.

[fdqznvg]

"show me water sticking to a spinning ball!"
Me: *_pours water on the floor_*

[rickbrockman]

This really is 8th Grade Earth Science. I taught it for 40 years.

Every year I had at least one student who had difficulty getting over the idea that rivers could flow north. Usually, I had them point north, and then up. Most then realized they’re not the same.

My favorite was the student who insisted the sun wasn’t a star. When I asked him to explain, he said, “because it’s not ⭐️ shaped…”

[zyroskillz]

To quote an amazing quote I saw, “It’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn’t matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, declare itself the winner, and fly away.”

[TheNukedNacho]

“Oceans don’t have wings.”

Pfffft. *pours RedBull into ocean*

[Cringe_Control_Cameron]

Flat Earthers: It’s not a globe!
Also Flat Earthers: It is a flat surface with a giant dome around it!

We call those snowglobes.

[pixelsamurai]

The r in earth stands for round, the f in earth stands for flat, and the b in flat earther stands of braincells

[marxmaratpaine]

The dislikes are actually thumbs-up from people on the opposite side of the globe.

[kapa_nitori]

if earth is flat, explain why there are no slimes spawning.

edit: why is this comment getting so many likes
edit2: stop pls
edit3: omg stop

[cryo]

All flat-earthers should watch the documentary called BEHIND THE CURVE. In it, flat-earthers themselves inadvertently prove the earth has a curvature. 😂

[GrumpyMeow-Meow]

As a cat owner, I can verify that cats certainly would have knocked everything off by now.

[maricelnario]

Everybody gangsta till cube earthers become real

[JustBramz]

“It’s difficult to argue with a genius, but it’s impossible to argue with an idiot”

[cameron]

its crazy that the term "globetards" even exists. theyre out here calling over 98% of people on the planet that

[AODStrings]

This is 1000% correct. I have a flat earther family member (not to be named) and this is the same 10 things I hear every time we talk.