Random, Awesome Simpsons Clips Vol 1

Here are some of my favorite Simpsons clips, there are plenty of others so more volumes will be coming. But here's the first assortment of random clips. Enjoy!

[samwize]

The 64 slices of cheese scene cracks me up. Everything about it, so simple and so brilliant

[JoeAriminvm]

"Good evening, ladies and g..."
*"QUIT STALLING, WHAT'S THE PLAN???!!!"*

[LukeFaulkner]

"I'm a man of few words. Any questions?" is one of my all-time favourite Simpsons quotes... so many times I've been to lectures and dreamed about this scene.

[reesjohnson]

Milhouse being chased by the agents is legitimately one of the funniest scenes ever

[michael-sobj]

"A MOUNDS BAR IS NOT A SPRINKLE!
A TWIZZLER IS NOT A SPRINKLE!
A JOLLY RANCHER IS NOT A SPRINKLE SIR!
PERHAPS IN SHANGRI-LA THEY ARE, BUT NOT HERE!!!"

-Best Kwik-E-Mart moment of all time 😂

[kisbie]

The very specific labelling of Moe’s, and no other landmarks, on both the slide and the model town is genius level comedy. 😂😂😂

[chrisyoung]

"I CAN'T, IT'S A GEO!!" 😂😂😂

[TheTrippersMindTrip]

Oh, I'm not a doctor. Still cracks me up 🤣

[LordOfNothingreally]

"Hey wait! That's not a dummy!" "Zhis exhibit is closed!"

[NeuralNetProcessor]

"Poochie's _DEAD!_" lol the enthusiasm in Krusty's voice fucking slays me every time

[aigtban]

I love how none of the Simpsons seem to mind that Burns and Smithers are attempting to rob them. Marge even brings them cocoa!

[richv]

Bart be quiet, Lisa drink the water. This line cracks me up 😂

[Cam-pgwl]

I like how the guy in the white coat dishing out pills and offering medical advice at the theme park, is slightly insulted that someone might think he's actually a doctor.

[byHexted]

The casual blank faced look homer has when he chases down Ned’s car is so fucking funny

[lucaskennington]

I like that Scratchy dies every episode but everybody instantly knew Poochie was gone forever.

[AlishaWolfe]

1:17 Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you hahahai remember hearing this at age 9 and I still sing this in my 30s

[oldworldpatriot]

3:43
I love how Chiefs first reaction is to throw the cloud the hot dog, like it only wanted his food 😂

[Brumbieman]

"I think i'm blind" - I don't know why but it gets me every time

[BOG]

"No, it's the children who are wrong."
- S. Skinner

[excrono]

To over come the spiders curse, quote a Bible verse…

“Thou shall not… (um) cast the first stone.”

Close enough.