Strange And Stupid Deaths

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[HellRazor]

Funny thing about the dishonorable Viking dude that died to a Scotsman’s postmortem kiss was that he didn’t die in battle, thus forever barring his soul from entering Valhalla.

[FriendlyBaphomet]

Don't forget the story of Jack Daniel ( the famous Whiskey distiller) who died after kicking his safe out of anger because he forgot the combination. He injured his big toe, it got infected, and he had to have his foot amputated. But the infection spread to his system and he died from these complications

[frogge]

I'm loving how Dankula is diversifying from Madlads with equally as interesting videos.

[DarthSidian]

Nothing will ever top the death of that one philosopher who laughed himself to death at the sight of a donkey eating figs.

[rorz]

Got to say, there's pretty much nobody better suited than Dank to do a video on this subject, because he appreciates the dark humour in the absurdity of these deaths

[OnlyKaerius]

On the subject I couldn't help but think of the greek dramatist, Aeschylus, the "father of tragedy", who died because an eagle dropped a turtle on his head.

[sliktention]

The "Windmill of peace" had me spit my drink out laughing.

[myriadmaestro]

Got to say, I was impressed by the sheer balls Charondas possessed. It isn't often regulators would be righteous enough to fall on their own swords to uphold the laws they make.

[rocketman]

The last dude had absolute balls of steel and I respect that

[argenthellion]

That last one is similar to the case we hear in the stories of Mathias Corvinus with his court jester. Apparently, when the jester got too spicey and crossed the line, Mathias proclaimed he never wanted to see his face again, so the jester turned around and bent over (turning his ass towards the king). The king got pissed and he sentenced the jester on the spot to hanging, but the jester pleaded to atleast be allowed to pick the tree from which to hang from. The king allowed him to make his choice, so the jester spent an afternoon scouring a forest with an armed escort, eventually settling on a shrubby little random tree that could, in no way or shape or form, hold his weight. When the guards led the jester back to the king he found the situation so damn funny he pardoned the jester.

[harbl]

"All I'm saying is, repeat offending is down to an all-time low." -- Dracon of Athens, pre-laundrification

[maroder]

"Hoogie boogie nordic names" cracked me up😂 Greetings from Hoogie Boogie Norway. Love your content🤘
Best regards. Hoogie Boogie Håvard

[Nuinwing]

My mom claims that one of our ancestors drowned in a barrel of beer. I dunno if this is true but if it is, at least the man died surrounded by the thing he loved.

[emsouemsou]

25:30 The funniest part about Garry Hoy was that he did everyone's favorite part of telling a joke, where you repeat it a second time even louder. In this case he actually ran at the glass and bounced off as expected, but then immediately got up and did it a second time, at which point the glass popped out and Garry fell to his death.

[-KillaWatt-]

I remember the show 1000 Ways To Die and there was one episode where this guy who was camping and in a desperate attempt to get drunk he starting drinking gasoline which of course made him incredibly sick. He then proceeds to throw up into the fire and obviously you can guess what happened next. Definitely a Darwin Award worthy moment.

[austinhuber]

Fun fact about the Civil War death: at the time it was thought unlikely that a rifle could be deadly at a thousand yards away, in fact even today that's an impressive shot to make. However, the Confederates used the Whitworth rifle, an octagonally rifled gun that was possibly the first in the world to be reliably accurate at 1, 000 yards.

[madcat]

Ah, Death. It can happen anytime, at anywhere, when you're doing anything. Sometimes you don't even get to say anything. I'll never forget my dad's last words to me. He said, "Careful son, I think thats loaded."

[middlesiderrider]

A guy I went to school with died of something kinda stupid. A bloody nose...
After he graduated he got a job working construction. While framing a house he got a bloody nose. So he tilted his head back and started to go down stairs. Unfortunately the stairway he attempted to walk down had no stairs built yet, so he walked off a ledge and fell to the concrete below, where he died from the impact. I was friends with his brother and it was hell on him to lose his brother, who was only two years older. I remember the guy being a really good, friendly person too. It's a shame. I've almost died of stupid things multiple times too, but never a bloody nose.

[beliasphyre]

My uncle who was a bus driver passed away in his sleep. That's the way I want to go.

I definitely don't want to go screaming in terror like his 47 passengers.

[alexjackson]

“No heads=no head”, can confirm, the misses uses this excuse everytime…