Why is the Milk Gone?

Who knew nihilistic determinism could be so much fun? Not me.

[firstcynic]

You decided to put an empty carton of milk in your refrigerator.

[Deathworks]

Exurb1a forgets to buy milk blames the universe

[frogostar]

I love coming here for a nice warm cup of existential crisis with cookies and milk.
But the milk is gone.
So it's just a cup of existential crisis and cookies.

[Juno]

Alternate title: The Ultimate Guide to Blame Shifting

[KilianExperience]

What if the milk being gone is what created the big bang?

[apeirofn]

Judge: why did you kill Bob?
Exurb1a: its the universe's fault

[AmmarAbdSaleh]

The essay: Mike forgot to buy milk
My English teacher:

[pheonixgauld]

Cant start my day with out that mid afternoon existencial crisis

[sound_soup]

Jokes on you. I had that existential crisis a week ago in the shower. This video had no effect on me :, )

[eetupitkanen]

A better question is why you have an empty carton of milk in your fridge in the first place?

[arnabkar]

Mom, the alcoholic turtle is giving me an existential crisis again.

Edit: This comment was put as a joke, and I had no intention of poking at someone's wounds. I had no prior information whatsoever about the truth. Please see the reply below by Ein Badner.

[la_sasha]

This means I can't feel bad for procrastinating instead of studying for my finals because I was predetermined to do this. Nice!

[brycelechman]

I wanted to know why the milk is gone not have an existential crisis

[CreativeIsolation]

This is like when a 3-year-old keeps asking, “why?”

And then turns into 20-something existential dread. 😂😂

[Boesesjoghurt]

well.. thanks, now i have to get drunk..
..and stoned.

[phavelin]

Girlfriend: I can't believe you cheated on me!
Boyfriend: It was the universe's fault. I can't control myself. This was supposed to happen. What's the meaning of life? Where's the milk?

[abunchofpossumsinatrenchco]

No one:
This dude: has an existential crisis over not having any milk.

[cesare_]

The 5 stages of Breakfast

0:17 Denial: grab an empty carton

0:20 Anger: why is the milk gone?

0:45 Bargaining: vague memory of grocery plus analytical reasoning

1:25 Depression: end arguments for analytical reasoning and start unending philosophical mantra about freewill

3:05 Acceptance: at last wisdom...

[Bombshocked]

Fuck, I really wanted this just to be a video about milk and not one that gets me thinking about free will and shit.

[theunreadyone]

Who would’ve thought milk would give me an existential crisis