The Magnus Protocol 5 – Personal Screening

CAT2RB2377-10012023-05022024Disappearance (undetermined) -/- Invitation [internet blog]Incident Elements:· Negligent work environment· Isolation· Surveillance· Mentions of - workplace counselling

[helinedmightbehere]

"That's [UNINTELLIGABLE] cool"

it's okay jonny you can say fuck

[malmorose]

Collin: *skittering across the floor like a spider*

Sam: Lena I think I can fix him

[beans_boi]

Love a good classic "Stupid man does something stupid cause he thinks it sounds cool" episode. The man from Do Not Open would be driven up the wall by this guy

[The_Good_Fiend]

Crawling, muttering to himself and avoiding cameras? I'm with Lena on this one, it just seems like average IT guy behavior to me.

[CasuallyUndead]

IS COLIN AWARE OF THE EYE?!?

Also, “its important we don’t keep secrets here” is such an Beholding line

[horizonpenblade]

[s1jon voice] ok so the popcorn was definitely drugged

[Ech_The_Sentiant]

You’d better watch to the end or the ceaseless watcher will break into your house to uh, watch you sleep I guess.

[elliesteele]

FUN FACT: This episode (the modern day stuff not the case) is set the day after Gerard Kaey's 36th birthday according to the Magnus Protocol ARG.

[soarel]

The statement/case here is really funny, if only for it being one of the first times I’ve seen a character in a horror story whose whole thing is being a horror superfan, but who walks right into a situation with every possible red flag for paranormal danger instead of avoiding it by virtue of knowing genre conventions

[kehlcassidy]

The Magnus Protocol needs to be seen to be believed. The scariest podcast I have ever seen.

[PunkPansy-]

NOT "WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND!" 😂😂😂

[LeoDBW]

That whole story really feel like those looney toons moments where the coyote charater makes a very visible and obvious trap and put up a "FREE CANDY DEFINETELY NOT A TRAP" sign next to it

[vee-]

my new headcanon for protocol if jon and martin are in the computers is that one of the blogs chester reads is going to have the word spooky in it and the computer’s just going to catch fire. that’s how we’re gonna find out its jon and martin in there just trust me

[matthewgeorge]

It seems Jon narrates cases about the eye, Jonah Magnus narrates older cases, and Martin narrates general cases

[ghost.and.gills.]

Oh my god mentioning Faith the unholy trinity in a Magnus protocol episode. Best day ever

[yume]

BABE WAKE UP, NEW OFFICE COMEDY PODCAST EPISODE HAS DROPPED!!!

[iwannabeyahtzee]

Alice: Whats wrong with everyone today?
Fr3-D1: Chimes in
Alice: Oh, don't you start!

...Yall. What if he was trying to answer her question?

[trustindean]

This guy really ignored a buffet of red flags to watch a movie. I wish I could say thats abnormal but I've met cinephiles and that checks out.

[Speckaboo]

This is the second time we've heard Alice talk to her brother about the new band, I'm starting to feel he's gonna be on one of FREDI'S reports in the future :') we don't know who owns the hungry violin

[TheNitpickChick]

The old guy at the movie theater is giving me Simon Fairchild vibes. Obviously he’s not Vast aligned, like Simon, but he’s still a really old guy who seems happy and unusually spry, and who inflicts horrors on unsuspecting victims in eccentric ways.

I’m kind of here for it! Hope this wacky dude comes up again! At least he makes really good popcorn for you before inflicting unspeakable horrors upon your mind. How very considerate! 😁