every wattpad story ever.

lots of us are guilty of this don't pretend otherwise

[Yeovelyn]

And for some reason the main dude always have a permanent smirk on his face

[.billionidiotsontheplane]

A Wattpad story ain't one without that "Our Tongues fought for dominance, which he won obviously 💅"

[koopicaca]

Y/N is either a Marry Sue or is insecure and comes from an abusive household.

[the.midnightskies]

One thing you missed. The classical messy bun.

[merakisubs]

“We do a sex and it is the best sex.” is on the same level of “Their tongues were wrestling for dominance.” when it comes to quality. Take that as you will.

[bluebiscuit]

"I'm ugly and have no redeeming qualities."
I feel attacked

[bubaaaaaaaaa]

You forgot making mc act like a “emo not like other girls” person then there will also be a scene where they bump to each other and the bad boy pins her to the wall demanding an apology. Her apology would be full of stutters and her blushing tomato red

[skyhideaway]

Don't forget the part where Hot Ryan shows Y/N his scars that he got from his dad, who he shot but never went to jail. And Y/N kisses the scars and his depression automatically heals.

[itsdisneygo]

y/n can only be completed with always blushing and stuttering for absolutely no reason just because she is "SHY" and "NOT LIKE OTHER GIRL"

[dailytzeentch]

"We do a sex and it is the best sex"



This is already written better than 90% of wattpad smut.

[irksomejokester]

The OC also has a scar across their eye, glowing “orbs” and is a vampire/wolf mutant princess 😌

[shreya_]

"I was in the crowd of 50, 000 people, he was up on the stage AND OUR EYES MET"

[cleodel.krishna]

I'm getting second-hand embarrassment. I remember writing like this back in the day 🤣

[mr_archaeopteryx]

You forgot the mc bumping into the "bad boy" and saying "I-I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i--ii'm S-s-s-s-orr-y-y."

[HeyIAmAlex]

You forgot one important thing:
MC didn’t break the alarm clock. They always do that on Wattpad

[pian]

"He looks at me with his gorgeous blue orbs, and though I despise him with every bone in my body, my cheeks are like a wildfire." - Some story, probably.

[randomfangirl]

she's tiny and cute and she trips over her own two feet. she can't speak without stuttering, blushing, and looking down at her feet. she's also the smartest person in the school and the most talented and she's good at singing and football and every activity she picks up, and every guy at the school is in love with her but she doesn't know cause she's **oblivious**

[fatima_s_]

bumping into a "hard' wall but then it turns out to be the mc's "rock hard chest". Almost every book has this cliche lol

[rbuk]

If I had a dollar for all the stories of an “average” girl and her “hot alpha werewolf mate” on Wattpad I’m pretty sure I’d be able to end world hunger

[rashxcovers]

He carried her in bridal style and said " it's gonna be a long night baby girl, you need some punishment ".