Dr. Bright! No Sending Slinkies Down SCP-087!

Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things.

#shorts

[eddiehoplight]

Maybe Dr bright was thinking of the d class that got lost down there and wanted to bring them a bit of joy

[blaisefontenot]

That last thing sounds like what Dr.Bright secretly wants.

[PEOPL-EATR]

You know, at this point, everything is just ‘Dr, Bright no!’

[gloob]

“Dr. Bright is not allowed to look at SCP-096 while playing the kazoo on a unicycle going 69 MPH on a Tuesday at 3:00 AM on the night of a solar eclipse…”

[doomslayer]

Dude if i have to die in a horror movie with a lot of stares in it than I’m bringing my slinky and you can’t stop me

[Masked_boy]

"it's the kind of thing a horror victim would do before they die"

Dr.bright: that's where you're wrong

[daviddent]

SCP Admin: "You do know characters who do this in horror films usually die right?"

Dr Bright: "uhh I can't really die so you know I can do all the good horror movie tropes!" XD

SCP Admin: **realizing half their common sense rule book just got graffitied in one fell swoop** TuT

[TheDarknessinlight]

Actually wouldn't that be a better idea to determine how far one can travel without being killed. Put a tracker on a very large modified Slinky and send it down the those stairs. Maybe even several so even if one is stopped the other will keep on going. Maybe even run em through The Machine (SCP 914) to get em to perform better before doing this.

[Ryu_D]

Dr. Bright (and totally not me) : Okay, but what if we run the slinky through the clockworks first? Then it's an experiment!

[Neutral_Tired]

"I've left strict instructions for everyone"
"Mine just says 'Bright, no' "
"And I want you to refer to it for every possible scenario"

[darkangelboy]

If you were to have someone look at a picture of the shy guy while they were as deep as possible wonder how quick they would be caught by the shy guy

[lorezero]

Putting a slinky down an infinite flight of stairs sounds awesome

[BreadWitDaBudda]

“Keep your ████ slinky’s out of the stairwell, bright!”

-scp 087-1

[kolekrusell]

Poor doctor bright just can’t enjoy the simple joys of life

[arcticdragon]

This may quite possibly be the most harmless thing that he could do that's on the list of things that Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do...

[Delphic_Wendigo]

"It just seems like a thing someone would do in a horror movie right before they die"
Dr Bright: "Jokes on you I'm into that shit"

[bacoguy]

Things doctor bright is not allowed to do: Be within 500 yards of a school or playground.

[muhammadbariq]

Narrator: "that seems like what a character in the horror movie did before they died"
Bright: "THAT'S THE GODDAMN PLAN BRO !"

[michaelmoore]

No this is the best idea Bright has ever had.

[beez]

087 is probably crying and saying "Why will nobody play with me or send slinkies down me?"