What Are Some 'Why The Heck Do You Know That' Facts? #shorts (r/AskReddit)

What Are Some "Why The Heck Do You Know That" Facts?

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[paytondstalker]

This man isn’t a serial killer, he’s just efficient at making fertilizer.

[unknownedleaf]

should’ve ended with “anyway, anybody want fertiliser?”

[misscherrypie]

When we were learning about acids in chemistry a girl jokingly asked what acid to use to get rid of a body and our teacher went on about this for at least 10 minutes. She apparently knew a lot about that. 😶

[kristina-obcz]

“watch out for pig farmers” sure but im keeping an eye out for soap makers.

[tjleatherman]

Serialkiller: *scribbles notes down, while mumbling* "Buy, pig farm and make soap as hobby. Maybe, take up fishing."

[leninabarredo]

Tips from a pro serial killer passing it on to the new generation.

[bend]

I once has a teacher say: "You ever wanna intimidate someone, tell them 130 feet, then walk away." Why 130ft you ask? It's the depth at which a body doesn't float back up.

[rubberband]

I took my daughter horse back riding in the mountains. Our guide started talking about using pigs to dispose of human bodies most efficiently. Needless to say I never let him ride behind us the rest of the trip.

[EthanDBG]

“Wow hey Tom your yard looks great”


*Thanks!*

[chrishenshaw]

Ok knowing this was one thing. Hearing it talked about so calmly was terrifying

[kaiyote]

If you ever wanna get damage revenge(instead of slashing tires kind of thing) get a bag of jolly ranchers and lick all of the jolly ranchers and stick them on a cars window, when they go to pull it off the windows will shatter

[juliagarcia]

Their enthuasiasm about it being great fertilizer is the best part ahahahahha

[notimportant-ren]

If you're slashing someones tires, just stab straight in and out, don’t stab then drab because it will blow your eardrums out. Also, don't slash all 4 tires because then their insurance will pay for it. Only slash three tires and they'll have to pay for it themselves

[anorangewithacapybaraunder]

As the saying goes:

Keep your pig farmers close and your fertiliser specialists closer

[datininho]

Police: Why have you killed 57 innocent people?
Murderer: ...I needed fertilizer.

[notthedd]

“Hence the term as greedy as a pig” “ so be wary of any man who owns a pig farm”-brick top

[just_a_person]

"You got some nice plants. What kind of magic fertilized do you use?"
"The blood of my enemies"

[Manu-egtn]

A to-be cereal filler: *"write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!"*

[birthdaythatch]

This man isn't a serial killer, he's writing his own novel.

[boldsuitcase]

I love the sub-plot of this guy being a farmer that's also really good at killing people. Sounds like a T.V villain in a post apocalyptic world or something