Everything Wrong With Brave In 13 Minutes Or Less

For some reason, Disney mixed up their standard princess formula with Brother Bear, and shoved it in Pixar's direction to force them to make a film. And what we got is... this.

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[vampiraJ]

Having to clean up your own mess is actually a good lesson for a Disney movie.

[-Secret]

Lol are we not going to point out the fact Merida had to bribe her brothers into saving their own mother?

[lusionalaravie]

How does that arrow animation not get a sin off.. that sh*t was beautiful!

[OphidiaSnake]

Also, I want to add another sin: when Merida cooks that salmon, she serves it in a fern leaf. Specifically, that's a bracken fern leaf. Bracken ferns are poisonous. Way to poison your Mum, Merida!

[Lukiel]

I do archery. Trust me trying to shoot a bow with long wild hair like that is a recipe for disaster.

[flutterforce]

Horses actually roll around like that sometimes

[chubby_blobfish]

Can I just say how much I love the Husband and Wife scenes... they're like an actual couple!!

[robonaught]

1:39: That's not a sin. Horses actually do that. It's called wallowing or dust bathing.

[CyberChamp]

As a Scottish person, I would say this film is completely and irresponsibly.... accurate.

[CrittercatAJ]

Damn you skipped the scene where the triplets decided to go full pervert mode as bears.

Also, both bears are human-bears

[luna_swan]

Fun fact. In the mother’s tapestry you see Merida with a braid signaling her mother wanting her daughter to be exactly like her. But in the end when they show the new tapestry, it shows Merida with her messy hair meaning her mother accepts her daughter for who she is and accepts she can’t change her

[gigizard]

Take off 5 sins for everyone's amazing accent

[thenpc]

AANNND remove 50 sins for probably being the first princess Pixar/Disney movie WITHOUT singing

[emmathomas]

Im scottish and those wear the highland game not pointless log tossing, its traditional games we play.

[lilmissbacon]

Eleanor's bear tendencies are not random. It is expressed that she changes when she comes around food; going crazy with the fish and with the apples while looking for needle+thread. Also, fixing the tapestry was not the cure to the spell, it was just the symbolism of their relationship being fixed. That's why Eleanor didn't turn back until after Merida poured her heart out.

[jaytastic]

The first time I saw the movie, I heard "Will it change mah feet?"

[emerald]

As a Scottish frizzy haired red head with blue eyes, I can say that I love this movie

[rowanprocter]

The wisps being the antagonists is actually pretty damn accurate to most faerie mythology.

[pixelhoot]

Discount Stonehenge is actually a part of mythology called Menhirs. Honestly they're really creepy, though

[ghostyboiabandonedchannel]

I was obsessed with this movie when I was young, so I rewatched it recently and I still love it! It’s so good!