When your friends don't care about Halloween

Philadelphia, PA 11/05
Hapeville, GA (Atlanta)11/12
New York, NY 11/19
Houston, TX 11/29
Addison, TX 11/30
Austin, TX 12/3
Washington DC 12/1

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Philadelphia, PA 11/05
Hapeville, GA (Atlanta)11/12
New York, NY 11/19
Houston, TX 11/29
Addison, TX 11/30
Austin, TX 12/3
Washington DC 12/1

[sexidex]

😂😂... My favorite line... She asked what do you want to be? "I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!! 🤣🤣😭😭

[lanettecavins]

They told us we can dress up at our job for Halloween and I told them I was coming as an angry black woman. My co-worker said, so you coming as yourself. I said exactly 😂

[shekinawashington]

Either mama or Ms Jackie need to come & tear Halloween down & expose it for its evilness 😂

[Avant]

🤣🤣🤣it’s kind of hard to care about Halloween, when the stores are PUSHING Christmas!! And they have completely forgotten about the middle child Thanksgiving !! I mean come on now🤷🏽‍♀️

[viviansisk]

Best part about Halloween and Valentines Day: Half price candy the next day. 🍬 🍬

[jenniferbetsill]

The Jason mask in top of her head and the hair sticking out of it is enough Halloween for me. 😂

[d.m.junior]

Yep that’s me…can’t be bothered 😂😂😂 Christmas all the

[FUB]

My mother always said, "Halloween is everyday. We all have 2 faces." 😂

[ny]

I knew she would say I wanna be left alone. 😂😂😂 We said it at the same time. 😎

[janneke]

Man I threw a costume party for my birthday one year and these 🥷🏾didn’t even try. My cousin had long locs so he came in his regular clothes talkin bout he was 2 Chains, somebody had on a fluorescent vest and a hard hat from work and my friend showed up with a just a sombrero on his head. 😂

[courtneybledsoe]

"The only time we get to be things that we aren't" - social media enters the chat...

[pri_shay_dior]

1:22 The face of annoyance is hilarious to me. 😂

[ellet]

Lol, im showing up to work pretending to be a well compensated employee😅

[ljackson]

Yes! Bc all I’m thinking about is me & my baby first Christmas in our new house!! I’m putting my tree up next weekend 👌🏾💯😂

[rowedown]

Bonnet EJ is me. I don't want you coming around me. My porch light is off.

[dietrich]

The extent of my Halloween involvement is a few pieces of candy.

[younglaster]

Every year, I say this will be my first year dressing up and doing Halloween. Every year, I see the prices for costumes and say, "this mess is for kids, anyways." Next year looks promising, though.

[ciegosordomudo]

The funny thing is I associate Halloween with my parents’ anniversary because they met and got married on Oct 31. Add to the fact my bday is 4 days later. 😂 So that’s what I look forward to, personally.

[viewerne]

That’s like when you want to go to a haunted house and your friends aren’t interested.

It’s like of all the things you could do by yourself without your uninterested friends, a haunted house isn’t one of them.