Simon Cowell's FUNNIEST Insults

Welcome To My Channel! I post funny videos and compilations mostly of X Factor and American Idol. I focus on mainly Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay as they are two of the funniest non-comedians on the planet.

This video is about Simon Cowell's funniest insults to really bad contestants on American idol and X-Factor.

[olivialew]

Girl: “I was good, wasn’t I? Let’s face it.”

Simon:

Girl : *eyes go bigger than the sun*

[alicemcqueexx]

"I'm a choir"
"Did you eat them"
I pissed myself😂😂

[sherryb]

"If I was looking to hire a rug, I'd hire you tomorrow." 😂😂😂😂

[wanda]

Girl: ur very handsome
Simon: tell me something I don’t know 🤷‍♂️

[PycsorK]

“Honestly, horrific.”


Contestant: “hæh”

[rhymics]

"I was good, was'nt I?"

"No, No."

-eyes opens super wide-

[graceb]

“Yes I am a choir.”
Simon: “Did u eat them?” 😂😂😂😂

[johnnyjcz]

"You couldn't win this competition if you were the only person in it" Well damn you could roast wieners in the heart of that burn

[arrrahawk]

“Let’s face it, you couldn’t win this competition even if you were the only person in it” best line out of his mouth

[onnij]

" somebody gave you a chance once" said girl sitting on the desk
" yes, but I was good at what I did" says Simon Cowell
I can't breathe😂😂😂😂

[kareemalmond]

Girl:“Your very handsome”

Simon: “Tell me something I don’t know”

Me:“You don’t know that was a joke”

[yefgdgb]

*you just killed every cat in denmark*

[-naomi-]

“Guy: I know a lot of people who would pay to hear me”


Simon: I know a lot of people who would pay to not hear u sing” 😂😂💀

[vincentvahngrow]

"Honestly... horrific." "Heh?"

[delilahtuxedo]

"but I can sing!"
"Yes, but not in tune"

"I'd hire you... ..as a rug"

Why hasn't there been a book of Simon's put downs. Does he realize how funny he is?

[addyb]

You've got the personality of three pencils. IM DYING. 😂

[pengunmusic]

He's literally the Gordon Ramsay of music

[Frostbyte_coser]

He's rude but I love the humor 😂😂

[LouM]

“Can you give me a few minutes to get un-nervous?”
*”We’d need years, Tiffany”*

[sanjog]

Unlike others I don't hate Simon. I think he has a great sense of judgement and humor. He's kinda rude but he's hilarious.