The President Has THIS Instead Of A Nuclear Button 🤨

[alijamir]

Fun facts:they are leaking this information to let us think that the nuclear button is on the ball but in reality. It's not

[noone]

"Menu of nuclear options"
Yes I'd like a full scale armageddon and a diet coke.

[Justaneducatedowl]

"How you want your nuke, sir?"
-"medium rare with fried 235 uranium"

[SebPlaySpaceflight]

Imagine he actually just shared the nuclear codes

[p.namv]

Fun fact: the nuke launch code had to be changed every day so that some fake imposter can’t launch them

[TacticalGuy]

the only button biden has on his desk is for ice cream

[William__]

No way I just saw a "$2.00" atomic bomb.

[peyton]

Joe really out here ordering nukes like he’s in a restaurant

[kalpshah]

As a president I can confirm this is true.

[Rocolo]

Step 1: Steal it
Step 2: Become death, destroyer of worlds

[Judgement_Kazzy]

Joe biden bouta trade a football for ice cream 💀💀💀

[royjacksonjr.]

"Sauteed Mushroom Clouds" is my favorite!😂😂😂

[esx.]

“What will you have today sir?”

“I’ll have Asia with the side of North Korea”

[Menacetosociety-yp]

"Aye bro wanna Play FootBall"💀💀💀

[merucrypoison]

Reddit and Twitter shit themselves after finding out there’s no button

[Vr_tex]

Bro took "bait em" too literally 💀

[ChaosInsurgencyC]

"Ferb, I know exactly what we're gonna do today."

[Arsectral]

Bro leaked out North Korea's code 💀

[shidqy]

"I accidentally put in the wrong coordinates, whoopsies"

"Bad news, it's yours"💀💀💀

[lenoxpI]

“Contrary to popular belief there isn’t a button in the Oval Office, instead there’s an ice cream button.”