Adopting a Dachshund #dogs #dachshund #comedy

If a single one of you complains about my German or my Latin I'm sending dachshunds.

[ChasingDeathbeds]

Lol as someone who had a dachshund, this is BEYOND relatable. Oscar was a lap dog, a blanket fiend, a cheese addict, a yogurt junkie, obsessed with digging, a pillow princess, but damn he could tell if you weren’t feeling good & he’d do anything to make you smile & laugh

[maxbites]

As a former dachshund daddy....all true but they'll unconditionally love you and fight for you(no matter the cost 😔) RIP Goldie

[butters]

"I'd lower those expectations."
🤣

[Flaschi]

"Ik liebe huend?" As a German, this made my Day. 😂

[KassandraFuria]

When I, German, 70 years old, was born, my parents kept a beautiful dachshound ( Dackel) . The first word I could speak was the name of the dachshound " Ronny" pronounced
" Onny" by me. Mama and papa came next. He never left my side and did not allow any stranger to have a closer look at " his" baby.
Never forgot him ❤.

[ferretshepherd]

My dad has a mini dachshund. He had to rehab in a nursing home for a few weeks after being hospitalized. The home allowed people's pets to visit.
Dad's dachshund came in, looked at him in the hospital bed, hopped up into his lap & proceeded to growl & everyone else that came near him.
From her perspective, he was perfectly fine, some people took & away & must have hurt him because now he wasn't ok. No one was going to get close enough to hurt him again on her watch!

[BelleTolles]

Can't believe he let having a husky go without comment 😂. Although I guess "perfect" meant "well at least you're crazy enough". 😂. And love the pen click. 😂

[bonniedeaves]

Please do more 'adopting dog breed' videos like this!!! The question/answer style is hilarious, laughed all the way through this 👍❤🐾

[paperjack]

A little fun fact: in italian, instead of the term dachshund, it is used the term "bassotto" which roughly translates to "shortie".

[skyegraham]

I have seen my dachsund dig many different things, my bed, the crack between the sofa cushions, the base of the sofa, car seats, the plastic tray in her crate... I have never once seen her dig dirt.

[SapphirosCZ]

"Would you invade Bohemia in the name of this dog?"
Oh bitte, like i need excuse.

[aquachonk]

Hairy Hotdogs of Hell! With cute paws.

[WarpingAround]

I miss my little dachshund, Prize. I still have her collar and I still cry every time I hold it. It's been 35 years. I love you little one.

[theresataylor]

I had my dachshund until he passed at 16 years old. Otis was king of the house. Loved that dog ❤❤❤❤😊

[agentoklahoma]

Had a daschund growing up, she was a rescue, and she loved to dig, that was her favorite thing outside of cuddles. She lived up to her name, which was snugs, a truly cute girl. I still miss her, she passed away three years ago. Not a day goes by where I don’t miss her.

[seaborgium]

"lower those expectations" to... subterranean levels

[elizabethnisotis]

I have 2 mini D’s and I have holes in my yard 🤣 They catch moles occasionally. Not my favorite present though…But the love factor? Off the fluffin’ charts 🐾❣️🐾

[franhunne]

Finally a candidate who is really qualified to adopt a "difficult" breed.

[honzovokecy]

Canus Vult as an answer on the whole Invading Bohemia stuff killed me. XD

[k.win]

Just call it Dackel ("duckle") 😅
I actually never heard a German call it Dachshund.