Who Wants To Be a Moderator? (Updated Description)

this will also help me during shark week every month... which I'm pretty sure is coming up soon.

comments to delete:
-"where's maud?" (or similar)
-"when is the next muffins coming out/hurry up with muffins" (or similar)
-on muffins stories, "I'm [age] and I can handle this/I'm not scared"
-"babs/apple bloom's cutie mark is [blank]"
-any comments asking if their OC can be in a story
-any comments giving me an idea for a muffins story, or requesting one
-hateful comments toward myself or any other commenters
-trolls (use your best judgment)
-spam (chain letters, product placement, religious preaching, etc. NOTE: "first" comments and similar are not spam in my opinion, please leave them be)
-racist (including slurs), homophobic, sexist (that means men AND women), or other hate comments toward one large group
-"why is there only one picture?" (or similar)
-death threats
-pressuring comments, telling me to hurry up
-comments directed toward me on mike's videos
-arguments or flame wars

~:::UPDATE :::~

I think it's funny how like... two people called me a bitch for this video. so... I'm a bitch because I get hundreds of comments each month that relate to the things I stated in the video? I'M a bitch because people threaten to come to my house and stab me if I don't release another muffins narration? I'M a bitch if people say things like, "stop posting stupid shit and hurry the fuck up with muffins?" I'M the bitch because I'm sick and am unable to be put under large amounts of stress for my actual health? and I suppose I'm a bitch for not wanting spam too, am I? sure, most of my commenters are great, but they're usually my subs. there are other people in the world who watch me but aren't subscribed, and even more people who don't watch me, but think it's funny to leave hateful comments on my videos even though I'm sick. I try every single day of my life to do what I can for other people AND live a successful life. you will understand when you become an adult, especially if you live somewhere where the cost of living is exceptionally high like I do. I have a life, a career, and illnesses that I have to battle every single day, and take a multitude of medications for, and will continue to for the rest of my life. even though I want to make my comment section peaceful for everyone, not just myself, I'M a bitch. sorry, sheep, but I don't understand your logic. just wait until you get to the real world, then you'll see the real bitches, and realize that you're one of them.

(I apologize to everyone who had to see those sheep comments)

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