How we want people to talk about MBTI vs how they actually talk about MBTI

Amiright?

#mbti #myersbriggs #16personalities #16types #satire #entj #cognitivefunctions

[drunkmanroofpennant]

"So I'm an INFJ and you're an INFP. That means I'm a less crying version of you. "

[davelyon]

I'm an INTP and you're an ISTP. That means you're the cooler version of me.
Wait, that didn't go how I wanted.

[tommyv]

ENTJ willingly inviting you to talk about feelings, very funny

[jettsteel]

ENTP: *Oh yeah? Well, I'm you, but I can actually r e l a x*

[Shalalalala_]

I'm an ENTP and I actually told an ENTJ that I'm them just less judgy

[leeroyjenkins]

Reminds me of an ENTP aggressively trying to convince me that he is basically the same as an INTP.

[nicholastamas]

"Because of my dominant Ni and auxiliary Fe, I often perceive others' feelings and make them my own without realizing it. So I sometimes need to take a step back so I don't get overwhelmed. Please don't be offended if I'm sometimes intentionally distant; it's not you, it's me."

"I'm basically clairvoyant."

[strawberroni]

a person who's read and learned a lot about different personality types, their respective cognitive functions and how they work VS the one who just figured out what the meanings behind the letters are

Still kinda funny because I feel like we've all been there before xd

[sashac]

"Because of my dominant Si I'm great at taking in information about the world around me and cataloguing it away in my brain for later use. Because that's supported by my auxiliary Fe, it means I can easily pick up on your vibe and read how you are feeling, which I then compare to my mental database and find the best way to make you and everyone else in our immediate environment the most happy and comfortable- which is something that makes me happy too. Just please don't throw me in the deep end and put me in new situations too far out of my comfort zone without letting me mentally prepare for it first, since Ne is my inferior function and I'm not so great with new ideas and concepts that I can't compare to my previous experience. The stress of being out of control and not knowing the best thing to do in a new situation is really emotionally and mentally draining for me."

"So basically I'm a boring doormat robot who lives to serve others and never does anything fun."

[CrazyErzy]

This is how I’d like to talk with my friends but with some of them is like MBTI it’s just for memes 😂

It happened once that an ENTP and ENFP friends sent 500 messages nonstop in just two hours filled with memes, in our discord chat. Another INFP friend and I (Infp too) couldn’t read them all as fast as them, idk why we were trying to read carefully everything they came up with and answer one by one lol, we were like “slow down guys!! 😭”.

Our INFJ didn’t pop up until that meme session was over and he was like “what happened?” 🤣

And my ESTP husband that was also there, he was just watching everything and he had already downloaded his favorite memes by the end. 😎 😂

It was weird but I admit that it also was fun anyways. 😂

[sweet]

"You're and ENTJ and I'm an INTJ...So you're the social boss while I'm the...boss of myself..."

-me to my sister

[eleanorelliott]

The ENTJ and ENTP is my bff and I. She’ll go up to me and flex that she’s more organized and that she doesn’t procrastinate school projects. Little does she know, great ideas pop up last minute. (And tbh my projects usually get more popular than hers)

[zk]

Back when I was less familiar with MBTI and thought of the personalities more in terms of the acronyms, I always thought that ESFP's would be like a complete opposite of me (INTJ) that I wouldn't understand.

However, as I've better understood cognitive functions, I've come to think of ESFP's as my cognitive siblings (along with ENTJ's and ISFP's). ESFP's are like the completion my mind has always needed. They brighten my spirit through illuminating my inferior Se and its conjunction with tertiary Fi.

[WolfoxBR]

INTJ: "I don't have time for this, sorry."

[iOnlySignIn]

In reality 50% of people talking about MBTIs are self-identified INTJs talking about how awesome and edgy they are.

[hidinginyourcloset]

I don't know what I was expecting, but I wasn't expecting it to be this accurate lmao 😂

[LiSkyFox]

Me after reading the comments: Why am I the only intp that talks to people. Is there something I’m missing????

[glueball]

Yaass, guilty. But you know, it takes a while watching the skits before the subject of cognitive functions is mentioned.
This was hilarious with rapid precision.. calling it lethal. 🖤

[priscilamenjivar]

Oh my soul this was excellently done! 👏 You’re like one of the first mbti youtubers who actually views mbti as a gauge for growth and not a deterministic box. 😔 Btw I’m an ENTJ, thanks for the inclusivity 😉

[TwoSK]

“I’m an ENFJ. So, because of my dominant Fe, I’m able to psychoanalyze you within 30 minutes of meeting you, so accurately that you’ll probably think I’ve been stalking you for years, or that I have superpowers. With my secondary Ni, I’m able to get these “hunches” about you, that greatly help my analysis. I am aware that the analysis is very invasive, and weird. Which is why the crippling people-pleasing that comes from my dominant Fe will kick in, and I will either: ask you if I’m allowed to proceed with the analysis, or casually mention it’s something I can do, in hopes that you’ll ask. I seriously can’t help it. My third function, Se, helps me understand what everyone needs at any given time, which means I’ll always be making sure everyone is ok by looking at body language, demeanor, or directly asking. And finally, my Ti makes it way too hard to express my feelings and thoughts, because I internalize everyone else’s feelings, TV and book characters feelings, and my own, to the point where I don’t know which stuff is actually mine. It’s a messy bag of skittles up there! That means that I will tend to spend a lot of time alone, to attempt figuring it out, and recharge from the exhaustion of self-neglection. This is so I can make sure I’m ok, to help you stay ok. “

“Im an ENFJ. That means, I’m a huge overthinker with a nonexistent sleep schedule and a messed up love for seeing people suffer because I want to help everyone else but not myself.”