Tom Cruise Kidnaps You and Forces You to Laugh at American Humour

This is how to laugh at a joke

timestamps to put those chapter thingies on the video scrub bar
0:00 homer shows spider pig
0:06 tom cruise finds you
0:14 things get serious
0:27 tom gets angry
0:30 you start to sing spider pig
0:34 tom is placated

[Astartes-]

My Dad met Tom Cruise once, he was a chill & cool dude but while they were getting Coffee my Dad told him that he likes his coffee with cream & Tom Cruise acted like an Alien that just found out what cream is.

[abaddon]

"I can't sit by"
Proceeds to show a picture of him sitting by

[pearlywhites]

i looked up a tom cruise laughing compilation to see how accurate this was. not only is it verbatim, but i think you actually got kidnapped by tom himself and managed to record a fragment of that torture

[drewl]

I’m genuinely curious if Tom Cruise has seen this video.

[stormblessed]

I'm pretty sure the zoom out to show Tom sitting when he says "I can't just sit by", is the peak of comedy.

[Merthalophor]

was wondering if this is a reference to smt, so I googled "tom cruise american humor"

its just this video

[mateoisgood]

people saying hes lost it after 5 uploads but i would argue hes never had it

[noz]

This is the 1st time a YouTube video ever tried to intimidate me.

[mobrien]

He's injured his brain trying to initiate an accelerated back hop in Half-Life Alyx.

[siddiquemohammed]

DeSinc has finally desynchronised from reality.

[Catslug]

(ASMR Roleplay) Tom Cruise has you tied to a chair and forces you to laugh at spider pig

[MyScorpion]

Christian Bale based his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho on Tom Cruise. According to director Mary Harron, Bale initially struggled with the role of Patrick Bateman until he noticed Cruise's "intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes" during a David Letterman interview.

[Dan_Roland]

As an American I am simply dumbfounded by spiderpig. They really tried to sell us on the Simpsons movie solely off that one gag. And it worked. How did it work???? I remember fondly quoting the line with my friends! It was a cultural icon! How did they fool us so?

[anitapg]

i was feeling ultra depressed and this randomly popped up in my recommended and i feel happy now

[elgenerico]

"Mom....the scary scientologist is talking

[bankblanshee]

I'm not going to stand here and let you badmouth the greatest humor the world has ever known.

[momatotsosrorudodi]

"Spider pig, spider pig"

*sobs*

"Does whatever -"

*breaks down*

"Spider pig does."

*hysterical sobbing*

[chapsowncraic]

when tom watches this video, it will be like the journalist that squirted water on him all over again.

"now why would you do that? why would you do that?"

[ArielDotUk]

I laughed and then he

"There you go"

I'm scared.

[siangchengpang]

Last time I was this early I haven't noticed Tom Cruise's teeth aren't centered