Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign

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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:

- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)

Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.

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[nickm]

Man, I was 13 years old when I discovered your content. My parents never could understand why I laugh at people's lack of common sense and tried to turn it off. Didnt stop me and my brother from listening to you after school. May good laughs were had.
17 years later, you're still a legend making me laugh.
God bless, dude. Hope all is well

[StofleTheBadger]

Pilot “deer in the headlights hit the breaks” 😆

[gummybearchewy]

Thank you for continuing to post your old content. I hope you are enjoying your retirement.

[djsquidkid]

The comment "Here's your sign" will always kill me 😂💀

[roberthamilton]

thank you 🙏 Mr. Engvall for all the memories & laughter you bring to your fans all across the world sir you’re dearly missed in the comedy world buddy your my favorite comedian when I need a good 👍 laugh 😂 I watch all your videos buddy thank you again & I hope you’re having a great 👍 retirement sir here’s your sign 🪧 😀😀😀

[SB-BRD]

Thank you for continuing to make us all laugh. In today's world, we need all the laughter available. I was able to watch you in person one time. I was so happy I could. You are & always will be my favorite comedian. You have very much earned your retirement. May you continue to be blessed. Enjoy the ride!

[astrofan]

I got one for you, Bill:

One summer, my family and I were heading up from Northeast Illinois to Northern Wisconsin (to a little town called Mercer) for our annual fishing trip. We stopped at the gas station by our house to top off our gas tank and get some snacks for the road. The cashier looked at the bass boat hitched up to my Dad's truck and asked, "You going fishing?"

I came up with a couple of responses. The first one was, "Nope, the boat wanted to go on vacation, so we're bringing it with. Here's Your Sign." The second one that I came up with a while later (and think is the funnier one) was, "Nope, we're off to a Redneck Viking funeral. Here's Your Sign."

Had you not retired over a year ago, I would have totally given you permission to use that one in your act.

[Beljeth]

When I was younger I spent several years working in a grocery store. I primarily worked as the attendant for the self-checkout. Our self-check was located at the end of the long row of regular checkstands, so there was one regular checkout right next to the self-check. A lady once started yelling at me about how there was nobody at that checkstand to ring up her groceries. I told her "That's because that checkstand is closed, ma'am." This made her more upset, and she demanded of me "Well, how was I supposed to know that?! There's no sign saying it's closed!"

I looked at the checkstand. Mentally, I noted that there was no employee standing at the register (generally a good sign that a checkstand isn't open), that the light for the checkstand used to indicated if it is open or closed was turned off (a pretty universal "this checkstand is closed" sign), and that a freestanding, wheeled bread display had been placed in front of the checkstand, blocking the entrance to it (also generally a good sign that a given checkstand is not in operation at that time). But the lady was correct that there was no sign.

So I reached behind the first self-check machine, grabbed the "This checkstand is closed" sign for that machine, placed it at the front of the other checkstand, and - with a glee in my heart that it took a truly Herculean effort to keep out of my voice - said "Here's your sign, ma'am."

[cjhansen]

I love the Here's Your Sign. Thanks for keeping us entertained.

[pellemoe]

So many years later, and this still cracks me up

[colleenhelminiak]

My ex-husband worked for a heavy equipment rental business. One day he was to take a crane to Pontiac and his boss told him to take the expressway to get there. He was skeptical about the crane hitting overpasses, but boss reassured him that it would be fine. I went with him, and sure enough, it got stuck under the overpass, knocked the next exit sign clean off (go figure, eh?) When the police arrived, they asked Kevin what happened. H deadpans "I was moving this overpass and ran out of gas." Luckily, the police had a good sense of humor and laughed - and didn't write us a ticket lol. Come to think of it, I wonder who took the blame for the Bill - we laugh about that to this day - family lore lol.

[curtisstefan]

We need a supercut of all the 'Here's You're Sign' bits.

[zeldamee]

My favorite comedian of all time. Thanks for posting such great memories.

[czechmate]

Nothing makes my day like Bill Engvall😆😂🤣

[gram]

I really appreciate you continuing to post your comedy for us Bill. You are hilarious and we all need a good laugh these days. Thank you so much! 😊

[JaimeDornanLady]

Too funny! Your content still cracks me up! Being an RN (formerly in the ER) and a former firefighter/paramedic, I’ve had soooo many “Here’s your sign” moments!!! Thanks for making me laugh when I needed to and cheering me up when I wanted to cry. Keep the content coming! ❤

[Charles]

LOL, " How do you hit a deer with an airplane ? " Ahh, the same way you do when in a car, except the plane is on the runway ! Here's Your Sign !

[saragrant]

You have always been one of my all time favorite comedians in history. Had the blessing of seeing you on the Blue Collar Comedy tour part two AND Them Idiots tour. My ribs hurt for DAYS after you and the boys were done. My favorites are colonoscopy, marijuana brownies (I still want to know how THAT explanation went 🤣), your son describing a condom, and Vicodinland. So many of your here’s your sign jokes are super relatable- especially the locking the keys in the car one… guilty!!

[arngarza]

😂 I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there! 🤣

[jadoremakeup]

Mr. Engvall, I hope you enjoy your well deserved retirement. Thank you for all the laughs over the decades. My only regret is not being able to see you live. Thank you for listening to whatever or whoever lead you to comedy.