Unboxing Maryland: What It's Like Living In Maryland

Does everyone in Maryland talk funny?

Does Maryland wish they weren’t part of the south?

And do Marylanders put Old Bay on everything?

We’ll talk about that and a whole lot more. So put on a suit - or some camo - we’re going to unbox the state of Maryland!

You can buy my music here:

This channel is about America!

The best video on this topic!

Of course we know of Baltimore's troubles. But Maryland is a LOT more than just Baltimore, everyone. It’s actually a state with a lot of different various regions and cultures. Politically, socially and economically, this state is actually pretty diverse for such a small place.

It’s not a big state - if you measured Maryland’s size, there are only seven states that are smaller. Maryland is barely bigger than Vermont. But population wise, Maryland ranks 19th. Maryland has more people than Colorado does.

But to really understand what it’s like in Maryland, you have to look at the big picture and get a big picture overview. We'll talk about crabs, the Orioles and Ravens, Montgomery County, and of course, Old Bay.

Here in Maryland. Such a pretty state. There is a bay here and lots of crab fisherman. Rich people live here and they are so snobby. Many of them have some big boats and they are rude.

Baltimore is scary its scary….you might get harmed. Might get harmed.
Baltimore is scary its scary….It might not stop. Might not stop.

They all love Old Bay. Theyre in love with Old Bay. They all eat Old Bay on all their crab cakes.

They all eat Old Bay. Every day. Old Bay for presents on their birthday.

Natty Bohs and some Old Bay what could be better maybe some pepper.

A bunch of crab legs and old bay that is their entree. And maybe more crabs.

Hon?

Mall gif: Nina Tsur

#maryland #movingtomaryland

The best video on this topic!

[highbrass]

I just come for the comments saying “I live in this state and he literally got nothing right”.

[sandragriffith]

He only telling you half the story of Maryland, Maryland is a beautiful state to live in, fourth richest state in America income 100, 0000.

[elizabethtrask]

Things you missed/got wrong:
1. We have the best state flag in the whole damn country.
2. We do not all speak like "warshington"
3. Southern Maryland is not unworthy of your time, it is beautiful. we are the best kept secret. Close enough to the city for it to not be inconvenient and far enough away to not have the headache of city life.

[DRedz]

First of all only BALTIMORE natives talk like you said...lets get that straight. DC/PG accents are waayyyy different from Bmore. If you from maryland you know this this.

[BougieSuzy]

Uumm PG County is one of the wealthiest Black communities in America

[boom_]

Ocean City was never a dump and PG county has some of the wealthiest black communities in the country.

[THEWARISWITHIN]

U forgot to mention some of the wealthiest cities/towns in Maryland are also predominantly black smh

[getyourlife]

I've been in Maryland all my life and I do put old bay on everything and I love crabs ....we pronounce it Merlin ...this is a pretty accurate description of Marylands culture and economic situation but dont keep putting Baltimore down because there are lots of rich people in Baltimore and PG County is black and the wealthiest african American county in the nation....

[isaraela]

moved here in Maryland 3 years ago, a very welcoming and diverse people! coming from a homogenious country, I was surprised to see every color and race from all over the world in Maryland.

[jonathansanders]

This guy is about 50% right about MD and I’m being nice

[kormagogthedestroyer]

"Oh come on, we're not THAT snobby."

-Me, a rich white guy that lives in Montgomery County

[timk]

Dude, the area you circled... my Vernon, Charles village, and Hamden are really nice areas. You don’t know much about Baltimore

[bruhkamp]

I feel like Howard County and Montgomery County should have received special recognition for having dense populations of Karens.

[Marcpradabag]

I live in Maryland and I can’t stop laughing how much he be hatin 😂

[catgirl]

Everything in this video is incorrect. You chose to show the one bad street in Baltimore and made it seem like that’s the whole city with no mention of the other wonderful neighborhoods and culture here. I’ve lived in the city for over a decade with no issues. And some of the names you are calling people in the rural areas and eastern shore I’ve never heard of in my life. You obviously made this video having no knowledge of the state at all.

[David.]

Is it just me or was he saying nothing good about Maryland or anyone living in it.

[luvsail]

I call BS. The correct Marylander pronunciation of Baltimore is closer to “Bawlmer”. And going to OC is “down the ocean” which to non-natives sounds more like “downy aioshun”. He’s right about “hon” but cmon anyone with a brain knows that.

[hoodjyrome]

University of Maryland is in PG county! MGM Casino is in PG County, as well as Bowie State, the National Harbor, NASA Goddard space Center. Don’t sleep on PG. yes parts of it are hood but not everything.

[carolhodges]

I’ve lived in Maryland most of my life. I don’t say hun or Warshington, and I don’t put Old Bay on anything except crabs. I root for the Terps, the Skins, and the Nats, and I’m very much missing my sports. Maryland is a pretty great state and has just about anything you could want. Thanks for doing a video on our great state!

[CocktailHourwCatrice]

This guy enjoys adding to the stereotype of “certain” spots in Maryland, in particular Baltimore