Two Jokes about Greece

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[thanhhien]

In Vietnam SUNLIGHT is the most popular used to wash the dishes .We also use dissolve from ARMWAY, it's safe but rather expensive !
Thanks for explaining the puns ! I got them !😀😀😀

[KharsanA]

Hello Mark !!! You were absent for a long time. Glad to see you again. Thank you for new words I have never used this word grease .

[abdelilahjamali]

Hi! Thanks for teaching us after your few days off! I'm an early bird that's way i like the sentence you said: the early bird gets the worm.

[johnagiorg]

Hello Mark from Greece! Thanks for your Easter wishes. Here in Greece we celebrated Easter last Sunday, 19th April. Now we are on lockdown because of corona virus. However, the weather is beautiful. So, we don't mind waking up early at dawn. Dawn is tough only on grease:) Thanks for your videos.They are useful and helpful. Best wishes!

[Ricardo-xggx]

I'm an early bird and when I watch your video at the first hour in the morning I fill my bag of the optimism and I learn as well, thanks, friend.

[shimagm]

I learned two new words, dawn and dusk. Thank you very much

[TheCryptoGuy]

Soup/detergent binds to the oil molecules and takes it away from the utensil so you can say it kind of dissolves the oil

[doreenhundshagen]

Hi Mark!!!
"GREASE"??? 🤔 Oooops, now I have an "earworm" 😁😁😁!!!
🎵You're the one that I want!!! Oh, Oh, one that I want....🎶🎶🎶 OMG, just how much I "LOVE" 🤥🤥🤥 these kind of movies!!! 555!!!🤣🤣🤣
I only got one of the puns in the first place!!! The second one was pretty easy to understand!!! Though, the first one was rather tough for me to get, because I've never heard of a dish soap named "DAWN" before!!! But now - I'm completely in the know!!! 👍👍👍
I always use "FIT" for cleaning my dishes before putting it into the dishwasher!!!
I wouldn't really recommend tasting "dish-soap", though!!! I did it just the once, you know, when I was about 4 years old!!! In the aftermath, I got my stomach pumped!!! 😁😁😁 (No joke!!!)
WOW!!! A million of batches of French fries in one and the same oil!!! That sounds soooo "DELICIOUS" 😋😋😋 555!!!
I got the following joke most recently:
"The building company that built the new hospital in Wuhan, has expressed its willingness to finally accomplish the new Berlin Airport (BER)!!! It suggested two possible dates for that!!! Either Tuesday afternoon OR Wednesday Do you get it???
Actually, I was in some doubt as to whether it's appropriate to share this kind of jokes presently!!! (I don't mean to offend anyone!!!)
On the other hand, I feel it's rather a joke about the German capability to get something done, than anything else!!! And you might remember - "sarcasm" is my middle name!!! 555!!! 🤣🤣🤣
To wrap this comment up, great lesson, Mark, as always!!!👍👍👍👏👏👏
OBTW: You look great, the quarantine seems to suit you well!!! 😎😉
Take good care of yourself, my friend!!!🙋‍♀️

[ohiopines]

Hmmm I'm wondering if this new set up is the dawn of METV across the world? Starting off with Greece.🇬🇷 🤣🤣
I'm very much in agreement with you that the dawn and dusk is mostly the favorite time of the day for photographers. It gives the most colorful and dramatic setting in the horizon...While we're still in the dusk of this very bad situation, the dawn of new things will surely comes soon.🌾🌾

I'm pleased that you have returned safely.
Till then, let's seize the day👍

[jarmilasejnohova]

Hi Mark :-) :-), thank you for your effort :-) so many new vords :-) . I mean my mind is a little bit overfull. :-) So I don't know if I can push the words to my mind. :-)
As I watched your yesterdays sad English garden, I decided for making some Quarantine videos from my place for you. ( You know, I've been taking care for my almost 80 years old auntie since last June from Monday to Thursday afternoon every week. She's become bed-lying after the long hospital stay. :-( So everyday since that I've been driving 6 KM to the local town when she lives and than back. It's amazing to drive through our stunning and pieceful nature full of small and larger woods, meadows, fields, ponds and streems...And I must say I love driving my car much. :-) Even at winter time with snow. :-) And now when there is almost no traffic on the roads the driving is fantastic. :-) So I've made 3 short videos with my nature here in my place and surroundings and 1 video yesterday. :-) You can enjoy our nature. The 1st video is called: " HURRAY! This Spring 's truly "arrived" to my place 🤗 as our white storks came back to our village" .
The video was made from my house (it's zoomed in).😍 You can hear our small Chapel bell's ringing at midday and my small dog's barfing there on the video and also bird's singing :-) :-) 😃



Take care Mark, Jarmila.

[leowhite]

I am not in Greece but your joke are very cool in this hard time. Thank you Mark

[sakissouliotis]

Hey Mark!!I'm from Grease!!!!Hahahahaha...did you get you Teacher!!Greetings from Greece!

[mmd_mmd]

I'd say dish soap breaks grease. Coz grease turns out to be like a solid layer and soap, hot water and wrapping it out with a sponge would take it off.

[TheMreargasm]

Here in Indonesia, We wash dishes with sun light

[kirangupta]

Okay we have such names too. I am really thrilled that you thought to teach us something new like this way...👍🏻 nice background by the way

[Vetgong]

Hey Mark! Great to see you back with jokes! Go on! Have a nice day and take care!

[mnm]

I love this joke and now I got the word grease from this video thanks Mark....😍❤

[NatalySwiss]

These jokes are very special and related not only to the difficult English spelling in general but to the county specific brands and goods. So I have never seen the dish soap from Dawn in my country. And I wasn’t familiar with the word “dawn” and “grease”. So I never hadn’t the chance to get these jocks. 🙈🙉😅😂

[SuperVictorortega]

Gracias Mark. Very funny and useful video

[tataoanto]

Wow! We finally see you after some video in which we can only hearing you! Thks Mark, your lesson are so funny and usefull!