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I have just returned home from my night shift. It was a rainy night. I was just sitting in my armchair, when suddenly, someone knocked on my door. Who could it be? I opened the door. I couldn't believe my eyes. It was Jesus. Jesus Christ himself was standing on my door mat. His beautiful eyes locked on with mine. The street lamps gave his glorious brown hair a nice, pleasing yellow shade. I let him enter. He closed the door, and walked to me, he embraced me, breathing hot air on my neck. He started embracing me tighter. He was whispering "do you love Jesus?" into my ear. "Yes, I do" I replied, with steam coming from my mouth. He then came closer, and leaned in for a kiss. Our beards touched. It tickled. He went all in, gripping me ever so strongly, and kissing me passionately. I was thirsty for his God given gracious baton. We moved to the bedroom, still kissing. I hopped on the bed, and he closed the door. It was the most exciting experience of my life. His holy liquid has stained my pillows I bought on Amazon yesterday. But I didn't mind. My love for Jesus was stronger than my anger. When we were done, I sat on his lap, and he was petting my head. I made love to Jesus. I couldn't believe it. He then leaned to me, and said: "I need to go now, my planet needs me". He then opened the window, jumped from it, and he flown away. Goodbye Jesus, I'll always leave room for you.
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This video was ahead of its time, shame that the originals never get enough views

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Yall should read the description. Its wild...

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By the quarter bit, madness of the old gods has returned him to the form man once took

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I've watched this meme countless times now and I still can't get over how he sounds like Shaggy when he says "32 bits"

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the stark contrast from 32 to 16 bit is my fav part

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the sound of despair is just wonderful.

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Is no one gonna talk about the video description??

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0:12 to make it creepy,


“ *NO ESCAPE!!!!* “

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Transcript:
64 bits...
32 bits..
(Audio compression gets applied)
16 bits.
8 bits!
(Audio gets worse, heavy audio compression)
4 BITS!
2 BITS!
(Audio is unintelligible, extreme audio compression)
1 BIT!!
*HALF BIT* !
*Q U A R T E R B I T* !
(Incomprehensible, ludicrous audio compression)
*T H E W R I S T G A M E* !

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0:13 my entire arm when I hit my funny bone

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64 bits!
32 bits!
16 bits.
8 bits.
4 bits.
2 bits!
1 BIT!
HALF BIT!
QUARTER BIT!
*_THEEE WRIIIST

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0:05 from "bits" to "bitch"

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I like how he gets progressively more pissed.

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This should’ve appeared in the original video.

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0:11 when you stub your toe and step on lego

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He goes from carl wheserman to shaggy with 64 and 32 bits

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"the wrist game" part sounds like a cyber transformer wolf unleashing an ultimate laser beam mega attack while howling or something

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Idk why but I love the way he says ‘64 bits’

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he said the wrist game after quarter bit

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