Malenia Has SECRET CHILDREN?! #eldenring #eldenringdlc #ai #shorts

Ranni the Witch and Millicent are shocked at how many children Malenia, the Blade of Miquella, has given birth to in Elden Ring. Who couldn't pull out of a driveway? How does she feel about this? Will the Tarnished give her a sixth child?!

__
#eldenring #comedy #ai #humor #funny #artificialintelligence #ranni #melina #malenia #skit

[Epsonea_]

And yes, with help of a pre-made preset and making fine use of denoise, I rendered that Malenia animation myself :3

[GammaCelest]

“Who couldn’t pull out of a drive way” Ranni dear, they didn’t WANT to back out, they wanted to fill the garage with tools

[gadgetbits]

"Who couldn't pull off a driveway?" I wanna stay parked in there until I get taxed

[srmelancia]

Considering malanias kids came from her bloom vs radahn does that mean her bloom against the tarnished made more kids and are we the father

[Dovawhat]

Malenia is the entire baking warehouse.

[icescream]

“Who says they’ll be the ones doing it?” Best lines ever

[ryzekiv]

So if they came from Malenia’s bloom…
They are… _Seedlings?_

[Ezeebo]

"Well if it isn't LetMeSoloHer and Malenia! Ya'll look great- Oh my god AND YOU GOT BIZZAY!"

[nghtfal]

That’s what he means by “let me solo her”…

[cfl_finn]

Imagine drowning in debt because of 5 kids and having to work 48 hours a day to keep the house and shes like MOOORE

[CamdizzleD]

King Arthur and all of Britain wouldn’t be able to pull me out

[suchitramarak]

"Idk man, but that Scarlet rotussy got me acting up"~a wise man

[ColeLineberry-wtdd]

Malenia can you teach me how to weld my sword

[elisabethenglisch]

Ranni is 110% done with her entire family (also, Millicent will be using that info in her fanfiction, right?)

[SpoogieDerpington]

Probably some tarnished warrior. Im sure theres plenty of fanfics out there

[OSKI]

I can't wait to see Malenia in the official manga 😂❤

[countmatt]

Me after hearing Malenia saying that:*disappears cause a new type of milk has been discovered*

[TheUnseenKrab]

This tarnished would make 5 more babies Malenia. Gonna need some shadow runes afterwards😅

[sebastianrose]

Huh so thats what happened when you knocked me out instead of killing me

[FumiTheSillyGirl]

Ranni acting like she isn’t in a polycule with a tarnished and meli