Cursed Peter Griffin Sings A Song (Family Guy Horror Halloween Parody Song)

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Here's the lyrics -

Lois grab my machete
No no Lois
Go, and Grab my machete

I’ve watched a new show and I feel inspired
You know how easily influenced I am
“What did you watch this time Peter?”
Dahmer

Killing all those men, was really pretty easy
But all the gay sex was kinda hard, my poor lil booty
I’d meet them at a club, get real drunk, fall in love
Then take them back to mine and eat them with ketchup

Of course there was problems Louis always snooping round
“What on earth is that smell?!” I clogged the bog and formed a mound? (Phew)
Sometimes I wondered if I ever would get caught
I’d go to Joe wearing blood soaked clothes but he couldn’t join a dot

Killing inconspicuously
But subtly confuses me easily
What do I do with all this freaking blood
It’s even on my Yeezys

Stewie wanna help me
Clean the murder scene
“Ew ew ew! This is no place for a baby!”

Ey ey ey
Hey I saw it on tv
So let’s go on a killing spree

Ey ey ey
It was a real life tragedy
But it’s family guy so now it’s funny

Lois found the bodies and told me to find a new hobby
So I watched Halloween and scream and Friday the 13th
Now I’m stalking a girl, a loner, loser, easy prey
Peering through her window holding a machete

I will give her a call, to berate and belittle
“You smell like poop and have no boobs””Dad is that you?” No!
So I rush in and punch her in the face, fist goes straight through
Oh my… Meg… we finally found a look that suits you!

“Damn dad really did it, let’s all grab a shovel and dig”
“Killing your own child Peter that’s morbid so sick”
“You need to show remorse, what have you done you disgusting pig?!”
I’ve abandoned my child! I’ve murdered my Meg!

Killing inconspicuously
But subtly confuses me easily
What do I do with all this freaking blood
It’s even on my Yeezys

Stewie wanna help me
Clean the murder scene
“Ew ew ew! This is no place for a baby!”

Ey ey ey
Hey I saw it on tv
So let’s go on a killing spree

Ey ey ey
It was a real life tragedy
But it’s family guy so now it’s funny

Look now I’m alien, this is freaking sweet
I can be the little head that pops out when hungry (haha)
I will chase you through the vents, jump out and bang my knee
Sssss, ahh, sssss, jeez

Ok no more xenomorphs I will be Freddy
But I just entered myself into Chris’s sick wet dreams
You got a thing for female pennywise? Chris really?
Wait why am I the blonde girl in the piper perri meme?! oh no!

Killing inconspicuously
But subtly confuses me easily
What do I do with all this freaking blood
It’s even on my Yeezys

Stewie wanna help me
Clean the murder scene
“Ew ew ew! This is no place for a baby!”

Ey ey ey
Hey I saw it on tv
So let’s go on a killing spree

Ey ey ey
It was a real life tragedy
But it’s family guy so now it’s funny

[FlyingPenguin]

"It was a real life tragedy, but it's family guy so now it's funny."
This is literally the best line in the entire chorus.

[whirow]

This is seriously some of the coolest shit. It's so terrifying. What makes it all the more unsettling is it's characters you know too.

[disastrous]

I hate how this is almost perfectly in character for Peter

[gerome_gaming]

KILLING INCONSPICUOUSLY BUT SUBTLY CONFUSES ME EASILY 🗣🗣🗣 🔥 🔥 🔥

[noahhlastnamehere]

why is there a montage of peter just punching children lmfao

[mistbloodyfists]

"it was a real life tragedy but it's family guy so now it's funny" why is this actually accurate??

[memezboi]

"ew ew ew this is no place for a baby" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[fruitpunh]

The face Peter makes while asking Lois for his machete, it’s so badass. It shows how bloodthirsty Peter has truly become, it shows a man who went from family guy to cold blooded killer overnight

[Xeorboom]

"oh boy, this is worse than the time I was in an Aaron Fraser Nash cursed meme song!"

[Moondrop-mmry]

Thank you for making this song. It saved me from depression, anxiety, panic, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, black plague, polio, paralysis, swine flu, yellow fever, bronchitis, cancer, measles, chickenpox, smallpox, mumps, stroke, whooping cough, rabies, scoliosis, heart failure, asthma, liver cancer, brain cancer, skin cancer

[PeterSpaghetti]

The way Peter calmly says Dahmer is hysterical

[JoshuaDude]

Stewie shaming Peter for what he’s doing as if he hasn’t murdered tons of people himself.

[CandyxDollx]

The scary thing is that I can see Peter actually doing this in the show

[chrisultra]

I like the part where they said " Shut up Quagmire, I'm gonna kill you!"

[jackblack]

The part that messes me up is how amazingly on-brand this is. The pop culture references, the corny meta humor, the sex jokes, it all just feels extremely authentic to the Family Guy experience.

[tryhardundefetead]

The amount of times this guy has changed the thumbnail in 3 days is crazy

[inkysora]

Lois: calm down Peter! I'm your wife!
Peter: shut up Lois! I'll kill you!
Chris: sorry dad can we make amends?
Peter: shut up Chris! I'm gonna kill you!
Meg: why can't we just talk it out?
Peter: not this time Meg.
Stewie: fatman oh father where have you been?
Peter: too late Stewie. I'm killing you slow!

Typer's notes: sorry if I got someone's name wrong or called someone the wrong name.

[Icefxm]

This is truly terrifying, this gave me the chills because what if peter griffin really did this? Peter griffin is always so funny but now hes scary.

[CavaIos]

EW EW EW EW, THIS IS NOT PLACE FOR BABY!

[Closed_Captions]

Why are these stupid songs actually so good...