Cursed Woody Sings A Song Calm Down Woody… (‘Shut Up Buzz’ Scary Toy Story Halloween Horror Parody)

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Here's the lyrics -

WOODY SINGS A SONG

What if I was lost forever? I was sid's to keep!
He'd twist me and stitch me and prod me and kick me, turn me into a freak - I'd downright angry! where was Andy? he left me to die in a ditch
Where was mr potato head - slinky and rex - etch-a-sketch and bo peep what a witch! think I've gone a bit crazy! Alone in the dark -
Sid's favorite play thing he pulls me a part, puts me together again with some twine like a monstrous sheriff cowboy Frankenstein -
I remember the days, we'd stay up and play, you bumbling traitors you left me a stray but now Woody is loose I've got one thing to say, I'm coming for you and you're all gonna pay!

CALM DOWN WOODY, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS - SHUT UP BUZZ, I'LL KILL YOU!
SORRY PAL BUT CAN WE MAKE AMENDS? - SHUT UP SLINK I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK IT OUT? - NOT THIS TIME, BO...
WOODY OH WOODY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - TOO LATE ANDY I'MA KILL YOU SLOW!

Remember the time that you said you were mine we would play little westerns this sheriff would shine but you left me to rot in the house right next door and forgot I existed for that I am sure -
You deserve all the punishment you have in store, and all of the toys that are strewn on the floor, From Dolly to Ducky to you dinosaur this whole bedroom is mine and I'll settle the score!
I'll clip Buzz's wings snip the parachute strings then I'll smash little Hamm to bits
I'll overs-hake etch-a-sketch crack little Lenny and beat pretty bo with her stick
Decapitate Rocky like it was a hobby and take out and crash RC
I'll make you remember the toy you forgot, For you had forsaken me!

CALM DOWN WOODY, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS - SHUT UP BUZZ, I'LL KILL YOU!
SORRY PAL BUT CAN WE MAKE AMENDS? - SHUT UP SLINK I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK IT OUT? - NOT THIS TIME, BO...
WOODY OH WOODY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - TOO LATE ANDY I'MA KILL YOU SLOW!

I've taken the toys out but where is that boy at you said we would reach for the sky, first you rub in my face Buzz is taking my place then you leave me for that you must die!
Do you know what it's like to be under the knife - at least Sid gave me time of the day, So much torture I learned to desensitize pain now I guess I see killing as play!
Andy come out and face me! I know that you're there! my mind is corrupted no chance of repair, Poor Molly is screaming she knows that it's over I know that you're frightened and scared
But you left me to fester unworthy protector that Sid was horrendous a Hannibal Lector subjected to torture this isn't conjecture like lambs to the slaughter an evil inventor I'll kill you!

CALM DOWN WOODY, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS - SHUT UP BUZZ, I'LL KILL YOU!
SORRY PAL BUT CAN WE MAKE AMENDS? - SHUT UP SLINK I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK IT OUT? - NOT THIS TIME, BO...
WOODY OH WOODY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - TOO LATE ANDY I'MA KILL YOU SLOW!

[beastofbeef]

"Are you ready for your music lessons?"
Mozart gulped.
Beethoven nodded his head.
Bach took a deep breath.
"Yes, AI Generated Woody” they said in unison.

[Frognungun]

"Shut up buzz, I'll kill you" hardest line ever, good idea rhyming "I'll kill you" with "I'll kill you"

[haddongaming]

Woody tweaking tf out over a hypothetical situation

[Skyexleeps]

If I was like 11 years old, I would've thought of this as the most deepest shit ever.

[sebvac]

"Calm down Woody we're your friends."
"Shut up Buzz I'll kill you."
Truly beautiful lyrics.

[WizdumbsWrath]

What if Micheal Myers said “shut up i will kill you” every time he killed someone

[bigrat]

Woody casually tweaking over something that literally hasn’t happened and imagining a whole scenario in his head

[earthlyjade]

i’m high as fuck but i’m literally crying real tears laughing at the thoughtof someone getting in the studio and spending time recording this

[Zilly.]

Woody having beef with a child is the funniest shit

[JakuVlogs]

Its hilarious how Woody becomes homicidal after thinking about a hypothetical situation

[kwkckeowkfnckosoqporockcnd]

The face woody makes while replying to bo, it's so badass. It shows the pain that he's
converted to hatred. It shows a man that's too far gone.

[obamakiske]

kanye west kneeling to cursed woody sings a song

[mee]

Not only is he going homicidal over a hypothetical situation. But Andy clearly hasn't even abandoned Woody and was in complete distress while looking for him.

[OodlesMyNoodles]

This is unrivaled lyricism. It takes an unquestioned genius to even entertain the idea of rhyming "I'll kill you" with "I'll kill you"
This is truly a modern masterpiece

[FireKingPS]

WE ARE GETTING LEFT IN A “DIATCH” WITH DIS ONE🗣️🗣️🔥🦅

[noeI]

0:50 "I have one thing to say" proceeds to say two things.

[TheMagicalMudkip]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen

[wasolaso]

Made like a dark, fucked up version of the Woody from Toy Story haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

[ReesiesPissies]

"Calm down woody we're your friends!"
"Shut up buzz, ill kill you."
Truly heartwarming lyrics. Really touched me mentally and physically.

[mijao.o]

The phrase “not this time, Bo.” tore me apart. I immediately started bawling my eyes out. ‘How cursed can woody even be?’ Was what i thought before this video, and now i know. Just that singular phrase can show how cursed, and evil he really is. Whoever can listen at this song, this story even, and not piss their pants and cry has all my respect. This literally made me sob.