Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies (lyrics)

"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"

Oh, well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding!
What a beautiful wedding!”, says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame
The poor groom's bride is a whore"

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of

Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Pour the champagne

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of

Poise and rationality
Again

I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of

Poise and rationality
Again

#panicoatthedisco
#iwritesinsnottragedies
#lyrics

[djglenn]

What a delightful song I'll never get sick of.

[Strawberrysquaddddd]

I WILL BRING MY SPEAKER AND PLAY THIS AT MY MOMS WEDDING TOMORROW

[rainbowglitter]

Id love to walk down the aisle to this song 😊❤❤❤❤

[ZorelexKelpnix]

Imagine someone plays this at their wedding💀

[sanaaharris]

I will make this a song at my wedding. it's literally a MUST

[Mushroompixie]

0:19 is where the song starts getting good 🔥

[mGmgG]

Idk how old you are but to me this is so nostalgic it takes me to a place but there’s memories that flood my mind when I hear this. It’s kind of like it heals my heart but breaks it at the same time. You had to be there to understand and I guess that’s what music is meant for

[aciematthewsiii]

I dont know if anybody else agrees but to me this kinda sounds like an intro to an action anime

[TheMpo]

I challenge you to not sing the entirety of this song in different voices. It cannot be done.

[NicohecatandtheneighborS]

Here we are in 2025 still supporting this song it's amazing tho tbh 🖤🎩

[brendtgourdine-tiwu]

Imma play this at my mom’s wedding lmao😂😂😂

[NinaBeckman]

Nobody:

Me: I love u, I love u to.

[Nyrekgaming]

This is one of the best emo songs I ever heard

[zaydenrichardson]

0:37 when someone comes in my room and leaves and doesn’t close the door

[JoeCopple-jouk]

If the songs for people older then 7 to bad I love it

[ivoryquillum]

Ah yes, now I'm wondering why I'm almost 30 and still here.

[brendtgourdine-tiwu]

Ok I guess I got to close gods damn door😂😂

[jaytriillgaming]

If you play this at your wedding your marriage is cursed to fail 😆

[victoriamiller]

First time realizing most of this song is just repeating same damn words. Lol

[crazymacho]

Was it just me but before looking at the lyrics I thought it was saying "poison rationality"