Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Panic! At The Disco's official video for 'Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time' from the album Death Of A Bachelor - available now on DCD2 / Fueled By Ramen.

Directed by Tim Hendrix

LYRICS:

Alright, alright
It’s a helluva feeling though
Who are these people
I just woke up in my underwear
No liquor left on the shelf
I should prob’ly introduce myself
You shoulda seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
was the king of this hologram
Where there’s no such thing as getting out of hand
Memories tend to just pop up
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
Five thousand people with designer drugs
Don’t think I’ll ever get enough
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying if you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe
Oh yeah
Don’t threaten me with a good time
What are these footprints
They don’t look very human like
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose
I wanna wake up
Can’t even tell if this is a dream
How did we end up in my neighbor’s pool
Upside down with a perfect view
Bar to bar at the speed of sound
Fancy feet dancing through this town
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
Don’t think I’ll ever get it now
I’m a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don’t fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work
I’ve told you time and time again
I’m not as think as you drunk I am
And we all fell down as the sun came up
I think we’ve had enough

[diccmeuppapi]

"I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work."

I am severely disappointed that Brendon isn't wearing high heels.

[winxclubfan]

Brendon.... This makes Emperors New Clothes look completely normal.

[enjitodoroki]

He's literally *panicking in the disco.*

[msthecommentator]

I like how they took the line, "What are these footprints? They don't look very human-like" to the most extreme literal level for the music video.

[kitkatherine]

This takes
"You are what you eat." to a whole new level.

[chloeslytherin]

Every other music artist: The video should have a meaning and make sense

Bredon: sqUID LADIEs

[beeboatthedisco]

the moral of this story:


*"im not as think as you drunk i am"*

[rene-theophile]

"Don't threaten my with a good time"
If THIS is a good time, I don't wanna know what a bad time is.

[beah]

“I’m not as think as you drunk i am” is my fave quote

[carterlearned]

I think Brendon just had a really f*cking weird dream and then made it into a music video xD

[shweenbean]

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
this is the best song to exist.

[jackiehuegen]

I am a 67 year old great-grandma and I love Panic!At the Disco, which b the way my grandaughter played this song for me and said it descibed me perfectly! I have to agree because I know exactly how this song feeels! Carry on Brendan...You are one of my heroes and this son better be played at my going away party(no funeral for me) when I cross over to spirit!

[jordantruong]

Dont you hate it when the girl you meet in a bar is a tentacle monster? #relatable

[riyak.]

Brendon: CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE~

Disney: YES. YES. YOU. FROZEN 2. RIGHT NOW.

[panicatthebeebo]

Director - okay brendon, in this scene use the closest thing to defend yourself. make it reasonable!
Brendon - LAMP

[femurstealur]

I know how everyone is joking around, but honestly I think that this music video basically is trying to show the weird, peculiar and most importantly somewhat terrifying affects that alcohol and getting obsessively drunk can lay on the mind. The lyrics poke to weird feelings that have not been felt as hard as they should be that are oddly horrifying and complete loss of thoughts in a way.

But that’s just my thoughts, and it’s clear that this music video is truly about funky space octopus lady.

[nienkehuijbens]

''i'm not as think as you drunk i am''
best line they ever wrote

[tyusoliver]

What's even weirder is that there is only ONE lyric that relates to the video

"What are these footprints? They dont seem very humanlike"

[cremantdeloire]

in love with that moment: “I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I usually don’t fall when I try to stand” ❤

[moonlittan]

Anyone else disappointed that we didn’t see Brendon make those high heels work?!