Tucker Carlson Gets To Say Goodbye To His Viewers

His plans for the future aren’t surprising at all. So long, Tucker!

#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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[jamesb]

When Tucker moves into a neighborhood, he legally has to notify all the M&M's there.

[GaudyMarko]

We will forever remember his legacy as the guy who got offended that m&m mascots were less sexy

[Markus_Andrew]

Ms. Green-M&M is finally free to be herself without fear of harassment or voyeurism from Trust Fund Boy.

[ronleight]

The poor person who had to go through all that tape of tucky to get those clips! God Bless you.

[milosterwheeler]

No self-respecting M&M would have him.

[camelsheit_on_the_walls]

Among all the people at Fox, F(t)ucker was probably the one despising his audience the most.
We know that no one looks down on the Fox viewers as much as the selfsame Fox folks, but the Fired One took it to another level, serving his audience the most bizarre & obvious lies, and twisted surreal stories, that he could think of, and getting some serious kicks out of seeing how they swallowed it whole and eagerly.
He has been as addicted to mocking their intelligence (or rather; lack thereof) as they have been addicted to being despised and lied to.
I fear, that both parties probably are be suffering from abstinence syndrome now...

[jeffl.]

I considered putting a "he wants them to do more than _melt_ in his mouth" joke here...but...nah.
Oh, wait.
I did.

[ChrisSmith-tubu]

Who's gonna perv on M&M's now? 😭😭 😂😂

[SkammLykelee]

The real shame is that the only "person of color" Tucker Carlson ever had feelings for, turned out to be a piece of chocolate with sexy legs.

[maxmartin]

In Russia they love Carlson. To them, he IS POTATO!

[rarmbruster]

The funny thing is that you don’t even get how right this man was. Our country has gone to the richest people in world. They are not going to tell you the truth because there bosses hold all the power to make them say anything to you. Now if you can not see that this man got fired because they can’t control him than ask your self what or hoo truths are you hearing is it from people that care about your freedom or is from the very one that hate you having it

[Sugarbombsdestroyer]

Where have you been Stephen ? I can’t wait to see your reaction

[Sjetton]

I'm Republican and I approve this video

[k.ferguson]

Tucky: A trendsetter in the wild world of kink, going from S & M to M & M.

[jessicas.]

The evil cackles of the audience after they say he didn’t even get to say goodbye 😂

[ComradeCatpurrnicus]

We all know the M&Ms aren't sexy enough for Tucker anymore.

[vectorfox]

Masterfully done. I hope the Lincoln Project makes this an ad.

[paulinefollett]

'Sex with M&Ms'....hilarious. 😂😂🤣🤣😀😀

[Leonaza]

Since Tucker has been fired by Fox, he now has plenty of time to consummate his relationship with the green M&M.

[JohnHallettisaPrick]

Retirement villages all over Florida will now have to find another channel