SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine : Object Class - Euclid : Teleportation SCP

SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine : Object Class - Euclid : Teleportation SCP

Item #: SCP-294

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: There are no standard special containment procedures on file for Item SCP-294. However, only personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to interact with it (see document SCP-294a). SCP-294 is currently being stored in the 2nd floor personnel break room and is monitored by two guards of security clearance level 3 at all times.

Description: Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY keyboard. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated is poured. Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed (including requests for water, coffee, beer, and soda, non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil, as well as substances that do not usually exist in liquid state, such as nitrogen, iron and glass) and each one returned a success. Test runs with solid materials such as diamond have failed, however, as it appears that SCP-294 can only deliver substances that can exist in liquid state.

Music by Firefox (composed by him especially for this channel, many thanks!)

#scp #scpfoundation #thevolgun

[inkedseahear]

I love how the foundation is just like, "This is could be very dangerous, but it saves money so let's just put it in the staff room."

[kirbycooper]

Imagine being one of the two guards. "Oh, yeah, I guard the very dangerous coffee machine"

[antwan]

So a guy orders a cup of gold twice, and now they have two guards around it ... if you ask me I think the coffee machine is funding the scp foundation.

[amaruhouston]

I feel like the machine has a sense of humor

[jdbinch]

Imagine how pissed someone is when their coffee just disappears as they're pouring it. The foundations use of this machine is inhumane.

[Talentlesssss]

SCP-294 is probably the best SCP for pranking someone, think of it, a friend asks for coffee, and instead of getting him coffee, you give him cancer, the ultimate prank.

[Metal_Enjoyer]

Types in Cup of Oil


*The US Government would like to know your location*

[iamkocka]

I love how that one researcher was just like "let's ask for a cup of antimatter, what could possibly go wrong?"

[ezip]

SCP-294: can perfectly understand and produce a specific drink from someone’s past by reaching into their mind
SCP-294: does not understand what someone means by a “cup of joe”

[CheapCreep]

Agent: I'd like a cup of joe.

Joe: * Confused Screaming *

[TangoDynamite]

Odd cause when i requested a cup of Half Life 3 it despensed an empty cup.

[Rhyza]

Imagine being hired on as part of a team of monster hunters, only to be told that your job is to watch a coffee machine. . .

[EdgyShooter]

The fact it takes the liquid from other places, I like to imagine it's always some guys drink that just keeps vanishing and no one believes him 😂

[SergeantStark]

Just don't order a cup of "meme" it'll give you terminal cancer

[kickitupanotch]

Why on earth was Joe reprimanded for being dispensed by a vending machine and almost dying?!

[thenautspodast]

Personnel asks for horse saliva
Random horse in Kansas: “damn bro my mouth gettin kinda dry no 🧢”

[samnelson]

I don't know what's better, the fact you can get any liquid from this thing or that it only costs 50 cents.

[oceanwavelength]

"surprise me" the researcher typed. SCP-294 gave him water which 'exploded' due to its temp. Cheeky fecker

[Onyx-Tau]

I love the anecdotes like "The best drink I've ever had". It shows some humanity in these reports from SCP's faceless researchers.

[roastedlemon]

SCP Foundation: this anomaly requires no special containment procedures.

Also SCP Foundation: Yes, this is a Euclid.