Batman's Kryptonite Addiction

Batman reveals the extent of his crippling addictions to the Justice League.

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Voice Acting by Cormac

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[JohnnyOMalley]

Ah yes, Pink Kryptonite. I remember the story about that.
"Did I ever tell you how Smashing you look in bowties, Jimmy?"

[ravenshrike]

Gotta say, being able to rebuild and destroy a planet for only billions is a really damned efficient use of money.

[alexhuntercdc]

All fun and games until the round table start glowing pink

[JohnnyOMalley]

The Flash: The Watchtower's ran outta soda?
Batman: Shut up, Flash!
Me: Off to a great start.

[GiacomoSorbi]

No matter the continuity: all across the multiverse, three lone words echoes in perpetuity - "Shut up, Flash!"

[beckywilson]

Its just a green rock how bad can it be

[BeltFruits]

Batman in a group of kryptonite addicts

[fnln]

I like that Superman apparently had kyptonite at home and somehow never noticed

[RandoGrunt]

1:50 I love the subtle One Ring moment there, lol.

[machao]

Every heroes and villains, even every side characters, has the right to tell Flash to shut up, when he's speaking nonsense.

[maestrulgamer]

0:27-I know what a googleplex is, but NO WAY Batman has no much!

[Halilpasar]

“The Pink one”
*_We don’t talk about the pink one…_*

[dazzlethestar]

I love how they all immediately jump on board with the 'Keeping up with the Kryptonites' idea.

[dazzlethestar]

I'd unironically watch 'Keeping up with the Kryptonites', sounds thrilling.

[BeltFruits]

Flash: cancer?
Batman: yes flash I sleep in a kryptonite bed every night😂

[ranpan]

Batman: How did you beat cancer?
Lex Luthor: Brainiac. He shot a nanotech payload into my back when he held me hostage and forced me to build a new body for him.

[warrenbradford]

Batman: “I store Kryptonite in your houses, too.” Edit note: thanks for me so many likes. I did not think I get this many from this comment.😀

[Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation]

We went from Beast giving Xavier cancer to Batman giving the entire Justice League cancer.

I wonder what's gonna happen to The Seven💀💀💀

[tj]

Kryptonite can be manufactured, and kryptonite energy can be stored like a battery. Also, it doesn't take much of it to affect Superman. At times even gum or powder of Kryptonite is all that is needed to negatively affect the man of steel.

[dimancor]

Now i want to see Kryptonite treasure hunt