Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor. Every avocado grows up wishing they could become this transcendent, authentic guacamole. Although authentic is a relative term because it's made differently in different parts of Mexico, let alone different countries, let alone different planets.

How to Make This Guacamole
Step 1: Watch the video
Step 2: Follow the instructions
Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.

[yousuckatcooking]

COMMENT
GUYS. 100 VIDEOS. HOLY FREAKING COW. 
And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites 
with merch and stuff: www.yousuckatcooking.com

HOLY FRAGGIN DANG. 

Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning 
and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU!
HOLY FLAPPITY CHOP

[fumes]

gotta say putting the raisins into my roommates pillowcase REALLY brings everything together in the guacamole

[noahtetreault]

“And then we take a cup of raisins”
*nervous sweating*

[walf]

I was ready to be ridiculed for not liking cilantro like I have my entire life, I shed a tear when someone finally understood it's not my fault. Thank you.

[vxvxvxvx]

"Why are there raisins in my pillow"

"I made Guacamole"

[randomguyinthasuit]

If someone ever told me that my guac needed raisins he's not going to been seen in any of my parties ever again

[winfield]

When he was talking about other people saying things about your guac, I felt that

[caloy]

"Takes out the raisins"
*Slowly pulling the gun out*
"Puts the raisins on roommates pillow"
*Slowly putting the gun down*

[bozzy]

From "if you don't like pepper/avodaco, you're a f*cking tool" to "if you don't like cilantro, you're not fussy, just unlucky"... Character development

[Khan-_-Artst]

"My secret ingredient is pomegranate juice"
--- that one friend that pronounces it goowackamoley

[alien.in.disguise]

Hey this guy's pretty funny, he should totally write a book or something...

[diamondflaw]

"Party" and "People" both seem like terrible mistakes.... as does sharing my guacamole.

[facefacewithbec]

I found you via Binging with Babish. Now I'm binging you. You're freaking hilarious and I'm loving your content.

[MrImagin]

roommate: finds raisins in pillow. immediately starts looking for the freshly made quac

[TheIndieKitten]

This guy’s roommate over the past couple years: why are there raisins in my pillowcase
Why are all our kitchen utensils chained together
What is all over the oven
Why is there cheese in the tree outside
Where did this dog come from

[ilikevideos]

The nostalgia from all the references to the first episode had me in tears. What a journey it has been...

[beeplebopple]

I love how he took the original video, added some of his newer, cleverer humor and revamped his recipe.

[fdctuqb]

These never get old and these will always be my favorite

[Steve-tlii]

No dog video outro? Is this “YOURE DECENT AT COOKING”?

[dangermenatwork]

episode one: you bring this to a party and people's crotches will explode
episode one hundo: you suck at cooking and your guacamole sucks at existing