[SFM] The Smartest Metrocop Ever

[Unlikely_Cash]

He knew what would happen and made the right decision

[CertMediocre]

Permanent Offworld Reassignment > Getting beaten to death with a crowbar

[SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

Metrocop came face to face with the man who can fly through the air backwards, wiped out other squads, uses explosives to accelerate himself, command antlions, and never says a word all the while.

He made the right call.

[allisterharlow]

Can only respect the decision. Being quietly appraised by a guy confirmed to have beaten squads to death with a crowbar would trigger my fight or flight too.

[notanaveragedoktah]

*"No, I'm good."* is the best reaction when facing a guy so powerful that he just made 5 alien species extinct in 5 hours.

[bowmin]

Depending on the timeline, then it'd be pretty understandable. This guy has killed dozens of officers, many of them armed with far better weapons than the simple stun stick he has in his hands.

[TheEngieTF]

"Did you find Freeman?"

"No"

"Aight"

[TecnoButter]

when he saw the crowbar he was like "I'm out I don't even get paid for this"

[panickedpaladin]

I love how Freeman doesn't even look at the metrocop when he opened the door. He's just standing there, eyes on the floor, radiating pyscho killer energy, he seems tired. Like he's asking "...are you going to make me kill you and everyone outside with this crowbar?"

[TarsonTalon]

This is a remix of a scene from the Batman Animated Series, where a goon did the exact same when they saw Batman was on the premises.

[MozTS]

Metrocop doesn’t need to hear this, he’s a highly trained transhuman

[Migue]

You might even call him a coward, but he was the only one who didn't underestimate Freeman.

Edit: How does this shitty comment with no creativity have so many likes? Stop liking this 😭

[possiblyabear]

Entirely unrealistic, he would've died via rocket the moment he opened that door.

[seranonable]

the perks of not being way behind on your beating quota

[husch]

Metrocop: *opens door*
*sees Freeman*
Metrocop: “Understandable, have a great day”

[wheezybackports]

Everyone is like "smart metrocop", but don't realize that's Barney's voice line.

[damianrodriguez]

The Metrocop, inspired by the sheer giga-chad energy The Freeman gave off decided to join the Resistance. Becoming a legend amongst the Resistance himself for leading courageous attacks against the Combine, even fighting alongside the man he once thought of as the Grim Reaper.

[BirdmanDeuce]

Good guy, solid lad, gave the opportunity to find Freeman to his buddy

[thebeepster]

Either fight Gordon... or face Off World Relocation.
Y'know what, off world relocation doesn't sound so bad!

[metropolicec]

"fuck this shit im out"
-the only metrocop to survive