Gordon flips you off because you're a metrocop

Academic critique of the following published work by Stormy_in_Space:

HEV voiced version for the blind:

Gordon Freeman was very brave sintist and doesnt afraid of anything. He has a theoretical degree in physics, and very smart! He cook many thing, like cassofroll and pure rock samples, like famous chemist White Walter.

[DoomedMechWarrior]

Even blood splatters are shaped like T-pose. Glorious.

[TalonNO]

Thats going into the collection, Anyways...