The Truth About Re-Enlisting #SHORTS #FUNNY

Do you know anyone in military branches that had this happen to them when they re-enlisted?
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[OvelNick]

Uncle Sam takes half.... It gets paid out over the enlistment period. My man just scored free mcdonalds once a year!

[frederickconerly]

"You could not live with your own failure, Where did that bring you? Back to me"-- Army

[zStormsHD]

My older brother is serving as a Tank Operator Iron brigade combat team silver division and has been since I was 5. Mf im about 23 and he’s still serving! Dude told hella stories about iraq and Fallujah which also has the HIGHEST IED RATE EVER! My older brother “John” not gonna say our last name but I remember him telling me how he was sweeping a town in Fallujah and a sniper sniped my older brother in the chest plate knocked him on his ass and he was throwing up blood. He got hit with an IED in his tank in Iraq and took it LIKE A BOSS! My brother out shot his sergeants too back in basic. My brother is an elite Soldier!

[SHADE.F]

At this point, u rethink what mistakes u made in life😂

[dypzyhosely]

This got me dying the clown filter and the music is perfect

[sarephynemelendy]

Well I'll be damned, this man really used Hatsune Miku audio.

[thelegionisnotamused]

Hahahahahaha… re-enlistment bonus….*sad Marine sounds*

[IronNationUSMC]

Then you deploy and realize that contractors make your bonus every month while you’re their escorts.

[bruhbruh]

guy on my ship reenlisted with no bonus. Shortly after, they added a 60k bonus for his job, but he had already reenlisted.

[Whitefreeze_]

This is how I feel after reenlisting on active duty for 4 years with no bonus

[kolinmartz]

And the army wonders why they’re not meeting enlistment quotas.

[bullpupgaming]

Me being a crew chief in the AF: "Wait, ya'll get bonuses? I just raised my hand and said I like job security"

[mihunting]

"Dont let anyone ruin your day ruin it yourself" -nikko ortiz video

[aklemon]

Re-enlisting while deployed is pretty sweet!

[aimbertlovesherbabies]

It's the hamster dance! Hahaha. Love ya Nikko! You're too funny!

[shanehooper]

i was waking up every morning in a panic when i realized i had reenlisted for 6

[yamansbbj]

Just resigned for 4 with no bonus I really got clowned😂

[echodelta]

That extra $13.79 a paycheck is so worth it!!

[DJH]

But WAIT it gets worse
“Your contract has been indefinitely extended”

[worldwarhistoryandgear]

Is this what Navy looks like under a black light??!!