Video Game Logic Makes No Sense

Cursed Moments! #vaazkl

[exiledtobronze]

2nd to last one: OG PS2 controllers actually had a pressure sensitive button that very few games took advantage of. BUT that does mean some games pressing harder DID make you go faster.

[A-crying-mess-]

For the second one: Test for friendly fire.

[Spider_Man_]

1. Test friendly fire
2. Check if there is fall damage

[shadowsoulless]

We are using video game logic?
Well it's time to talk to somebody for 5 minutes and then they'll agree to let me have their car.

[slightlymorederpy]

Guards in video games apparently don't have peripheral vision or they're just blind

[Valve_Employee]

That crowbar pie chart is an example of The One Freeman

[_VictoryGuy_]

The one with video game logic: I would put about 300 items in my back pocket

[STINKY_TOAST]

Best tip I've seen was in Halo infinite campaign loading screen

You miss 100% of shots you don't fire

[WaluigiWahrrior]

Turning those will definitely find a korok

[MrAuthorDS]

The second-to-last one is actually how the Deluxe-version Street Fighter 1 cabinets used to operate, believe it or not. You can...probably guess why this format was discontinued.

[DuskDragon]

Who else leans into it when you’re in something like a chase scene. Like pushing the button harder and leaning forwards gonna make the character actually go faster 😂

[CiderVG]

"Has anyone else shouted '+10 health!' when eating?"

"No"

[dawsonsarcade]

The guard set the brightness to where they can barely see the logo

[Artorias-nd]

The guards have their brightness on the recommended level

[Swagmaster]

Half life is like one of the only few games where a Crowbar can be used for utility.

[McBehrer]

the rotating one: nah that's just a korok

[Ifyfuehe_luckyinfin]

The fact you get like some sort of mythic or something took like millions of coins for a 100k damage, then you get a random common that has like 120k damage

[microplasicgaming]

"You have a bomb: out of context is crazy 💀💀💀

[mushroomdrawn]

"World now runs on video game logic"
Me: *checks for fall damage*

[Bardiful-being]

I immediately begin sprinting around town with no visible tiredness. I do have to take short breaks to recharge stamina.