You Will Commit a Crime in 3 Minutes

[TruthAdv]

This is one of my favourite skits, but it's chaotic AF when it's on a short video like this lol

[ebonyjane]

Batman 100% hired the hitman just so he could get a new robin.

[KuroSamaXV]

The sudden arrival of batman who had no other screentime in this skit is what gets me.

[Papthepro]

Batman just spawned in when he heard robin 2.0 was created 💀

[deadman]

"I will look after your son!" That killed me 😂

[lazertech]

Batman was only there for a new robin not the robbing😭

[dragonheart]

Revisiting this because we officially now have a Middle Class Batman.

[MarvinHernandez-xbcc]

Technical he didn't commit the crime in 3 minutes. He just found out he commit a crime.

[ObjectorOfThings]

Batman must have gotten
*You'll get a new robin in three minutes*

[talic-os]

"I'm middle class! My son will never be batman!" is the funniest shit I have heard 😭

[JayBeeIRL]

I was NOT mentally prepared for batman lmfaooo

[matthewwriter]

Technically he didn't commit a crime in 3 minutes. He was informed that he had already committed a crime.

[soulevans]

Batman spawning to say "i will look after your son" killed me. I was watching late night early morning and i just started dying into my pillow crying 😂

[romilrh]

Therapist: "Your dreams have meaning"
My dreams:

[darrakkii]

except he committed that crime when he parked, not when he finished eating 3 minutes after a fortune cookie

[cutterleaf]

He already had committed the crime of parking in front of a fire hydrant. So the cookie was only predicting the news of it.

[MarsMatters]

I love how it implies that he still took the $50 in his wallet lol

[TheSilk]

Wherever there's a newly orphaned Batman spawns

[f-zilla]

Oh I know what happened. Batman hired John Constantine to mess with these 3 dudes so that he could get a new Robin 🤣

[dougswamprat]

Technically he'd already committed the crime when he parked before his meal so the fortune cookie was wrong.