U Commit a Crime...Who's the last person you wanna see? #shorts #meme

[apalsnerg]

"No! Please Batman, don't hurt me, I'll tell you everything!"
"YOU CAN STILL TELL ME EVERYTHING WITH TWO BROKEN LEGS"

[shonwooten]

Shinra: *sees crime* "Hey man! Don't do bad stuff! It's bad!"

Batman: *inhales in the middle of gotham* "Guy smells a little too funny, gonna kick his ass just to be safe"

[halbarroyzanty]

Omniman is the last person i'd wanna see cause i sure as hell don't wanna live in a world where he exists 💀

[dreamiinotdream]

If Batman doesn’t kill you, the sight of the medical bill will.

[Vagabond_inc]

"Thinks about a crime"
Batman: everytime you walk slower I run faster

[theworstghost]

Any one of these, I’d still shit my pants

[kamikaze]

To be fair, no one ever sees Batman and goes "oh shit, I give up", usually it's "OH SHIT, IT'S BATMAN, GET 'IM!"

[sadchild]

"So you won't kill but you're fine with traumatic brain injury?" -Damian Wayne

[louikimchi]

Me:
Coughs without covering my mouth

Batman: Proceeds to put me into a coma

[James-ypbg]

Batman would break your jaw and say "Now talk!"

[RayTheomo]

"I swear to god"
"SWEAR TO ME"
Bruce is a fucking monster😂

[Maggot_Guts_]

Bro punctures your lung and then busts your vocal cords and goes "TALK!"

[dumdum]

shinra is the defintion of "looks can be decieving" like bro looks like a straight up demon but is the kind of dude to help an old lady cross the street

[tenelum]

“‘If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one.’”
“‘The other what?!’”
*bone snapping sounds*

[linkmaster]

Batman: "Did penguin give you that umbrella? You won't be holding it anymore with those broken arms 🤣"

[stonespicher]

I love the scene when a guy got beat up by Batman before, walked into the same room batman was in and he just walked out telling his partner he saw nothing in the room.

[RURAAAH]

Batman gonna beat yo ass even when you think about a crime 💀

[_sensei__]

*Sees Batman*
"I'll talk before you beat my ahhh..!"
*Batman beats your ass*

[luroku]

I'd be BEGGING the turtles to lock me away to save me from everyone else 😂

[_S.C.P-Foundation_]

Batman would punch me in the jugular, hold me up in the air with his crushing grip on my throat, and just silently stares at me expecting answers without asking any questions.😂