Halo 2 - Funny Dialogue

A video compiling the various pieces of dialogue you can find in Halo 2 when you have the I Would Have Been Your Daddy (IWHBYD) skull active. Some of these lines are funny some are just more rare, but either way, you'll probably hear some things you didn't even know were in the game from the elites, grunts, and marines!

This was a video that took me a lot of time and effort to make, having had to play Halo 2 for hours on end just to get as many unique lines as I could find. It was also considerably time consuming for me to add the tracking text to the video with keyframes. Hopefully you guys think this video was worth all that time and effort!

[albemonta]

Elites: *a noble and ancient race of born warriors that are extremely religious and follow a strict moral code *
Also elites: *make me a sandwich*

[loosekannon]

Repeatedly swap weapons with sgt Johnson and he‘ll say “funny cortana, now turn him back on”

[DylanoRevs]

4:03 - 4:26
I love how the whole point of the song is just telling the player to stop standing around

[TheArkTheArkTheArk]

“I bleed more than that on a regular basis!”
Holy shit that’s a raw line for a female NPC.

[bamarine]

What’s funny is that they deliberately recorded all these knowing that players would just stand and stare at NPCs to see what they would say

[DarkReptilian]

From flirty elites to ODSTs (Orbital Divorcing Sergeant Troopers)
What a wonderful game

[ProfesionalManKisser]

3:41 Confession
2:29 Marriage
5:21 Honeymoon
1:34 3 Years Into Marriage
5:31 Divorce

[peteguardiola]

I remember on one play through a marine said while shooting a dead elite : " My brother was on Reach you basterd!"

[sinisterisrandom]

"Let's see, the Colonies are toast, the Covenant found Earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with some serious friendly fire issues." XD

[NotKale]

1:35 Out of all of the dialogues, this is the most random. Just imagine being on another planet, hunting down a fugitive and a random soldier walks up to the arbiter and goes “make me a sandwich.”

[benchshrapnel]

*shot doesn't even break his shielding*
"I'VE TAKEN A WOOOOUUUUND"

[PeppermintMocha]

"Well Arbiter I... I... I think you're cute too..." is probably the cutest thing in this video because he legitimately sounded like he had a crush on Arby.

[AbysmalGaming]

All the female marines get pissed off when you stare at them, but the male marines love the attention.

[ikongalaxy]

5:53 "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK, ME FODDER??"

that's perfect LOL

[davidmccown]

7:01 that was an emotional roller coaster

[EmperorTortoise]

“Do you do... foot massages, arbiter?”
*Slowly looks down at feet*

[justinzera]

Woman Marine: " I bleed more than that on a regular basis"

[imperialguardproductions]

I love that elite just casually tells Arbitor to make him a sandwich lol.
1:34

[LonePyroWolf]

The best line from Halo 2 will still and always be in the original;
Marine: "Dear Sarge... Kicking ass in Outer Space - Wish you were here..."
Johnson: "I heard that! Jackass..."

[diamondinthesky]

"If I find out you have x-ray vision, you're dead"
Chief - *sweats nervously*