7 Unintentional ASMR Gems 💎 The MOST RELAXING Sales Pitches (Narrated Compilation #3)

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[elizabethp]

"It's not garbage"....I'm sold.

[marielpare]

The curtain lady, Blanche, was approached while the commercial was being filmed because they were collecting sound bites from real customers. They expected she’d say something like “You can’t beat these prices!” and then be on her way. But she genuinely had a lot to say, which is just adorable.

[geowgeow]

David Bull is a legend. It’s great to see him on this. His never ending passion for print making is inspiring. “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”

[chrisguy]

Curtain Lady looks like she’d be a character on Bob’s Burgers.

[Steel_Prophet]

Mother Angelica is like the sidequest Character that gives you one of the strongest defense charms in the RPG.

[akbarratt]

Wasn't familiar with Mother Angelica before now. Big JRPG shopkeeper vibes. "These doubly blessed medals are very powerful against Satan."

[slantedrib]

why is no one talking about
"you wanna really make someone happy? take six figs, cut them in half, put em on a plate."

[HimeBurrito]

"It's not garbage, let me explain' how did nobody make a meme out if this 😩😩😩

[nicknamesarepointless]

"Are you a father??"
"Huh?"
"Well I would"
*"G E T T H I S B O O K"*

[SmooshGoo]

Me: Ahhh a relaxing asmr video *closes eyes*


Mother Angelica: these metals are very powerful against satan


*Eyes shoot open*

[MichaelKensinger]

Omg...I totally forgot about Mother Angelica. I think she was some of my earliest ASMR, second to Bob Ross!

[BatVader]

RIP Mother Angelica. She was the first person to give me ASMR.
David Bull is awesome. I love his videos and channel.

[marys]

Best sales patter ever:
'It's not garbage'
Well, I'll take 10 then!

[shighbenable]

I want someone to love me as much as that curtain lady loves her curtains.

[meredithmitchell]

The curtain lady was actually really adorable with how passionate she was🥺🥺🥺

[clairebear]

I have just fallen in love with the curtain lady

[Yoshendi]

The curtain lady was some of the best asmr I’ve heard in a while... I can’t believe someone actually talks like that in real life

[ghostface]

Ugh I love how passionate that woman is about curtains woman could sell snow to an Eskimo

[seamusinboston]

I’m not catholic, but I used to watch Mother Angelica daily after school when I laid down for a nap. So soothing

[CS-dzko]

Safety demonstrations on planes. Earliest childhood asmr memory for me.