Meanwhile… The Great Pickleball War | King Charles III’s Vegan Coronation Oil

Meanwhile… Turf battles over space for Pickleball courts have erupted nationwide, and England’s new king is opting for a cruelty-free coronation.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile #Pickleball

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[jeromethemechanic]

Only push your friend if you are SURE that the bear is attacking, otherwise you will have a very awkward camping trip. It’s been three years and my sister still won’t talk to me.

[SpaceForceCommander]

No need to push a slower friend down if you are faster than your friend. The one that needs to be pushed down is the friend that is FASTER than you. (Do it early before they are out of reach, like a sucker push.)

[josephdonais]

Fish and Game would like you to know the difference between Black Bear and Grizzly scat.
Black Bear scat has lots of berries in it and smells like scat. Grizzly scat has keys in it and smells like pepper.

[elishmuel]

2:54 France should start making Bourbon Whiskey and watch America loose its shit.

FYI You can't call whiskey a Bourbon unless it was made in the USA, according to American judges.

[SpaceForceCommander]

The Holy Anointing Oil from last time is well past its Used By date.

[HMan]

Hmmm Gruyère is named after a Swiss town of the same name, and the cheese it's famous for is a protected origin name, same as Champagne... So, Americans can call theirs Gruyère if they like, but the rest of us all know it's not... lol

[adrianvenegas]

The quality of the Meanwhile bit itself depends on what's on the news, but the magnificently overworded into always keeps me coming back! :P

[darkstorminc]

Not long enough... Need more Meanwhile.

[dougstubbs]

Brilliant. When the Host is biting the inside of his cheeks to keep it together, it’s great writing. Salute.

[MsSherrick]

Sometimes reading the error filled computer generated captions to the intro to this segment is just a cherry on top of life.

[OJImaBeatzz]

as swiss i know what u r producing is NOT gruyère cheese and please don’t call it that. because it’s not even close to the original.

[stevepatrickjarvis]

That cheese singles joke was pretty spot on.

[sainjawoof]

Civets are not rodents, they are carnivorous mammals from the order Viverridae. They have long bodies, short legs, tapered heads like mongoose. It includes civets, linsang, genets, fossa, etc. They rely heavily on scent for communication.
In civets, perineal glands produce a secretion that is stored in a pouch and used for scent marking. African civets (Civettictis civetta) are musky and have a pleasant odour. These secretions and those of the Oriental civets (genera Viverricula and Viverra) are used in the perfume industry, and captured civets are kept specifically for the production of “civet musk.”

[cev]

Good for King Charles. I like the guy for his environmental, and in this case animal friendly, actions.

[meswain]

That was hilarious! “I can’t believe it’s not crism.”

[earthknight]

Civets are not rodents. They're in a completely different order. In fact they're most closely related to hyenas, mongooses, and cats.

[brandonwei]

I never expected Stephen to talk about actual thai food and SEA spices, but that's the pleasure of Meanwhile.

[NewMessage]

If you wear the wrong Lacoste shirt on those courts, they WILL cut you.

[TheKindredTrucker]

That description gave me delicious flashbacks to culinary school. The FIRST part, obviously!!😅

I'm currently an OTR trucker and initially got into it with a dream of paying off my student loans (the ones from before culinary school! Ugh) and am now documenting my experience on YouTube. So many days out here, I daydream about having a good, home-cooked meal because that kind of thing is a real luxury when you live on the road. If my channel ever takes off, I definitely will make dinners in an actual home a thing again at some point! So give me a watch if you're reading this. Otherwise, carry on with our beloved Stephen🙌❤and remember those of us driving out here when you can!😊

[mrhippo]

It would have been better with : "...upon realizing they were in New jersey, the sheep returned to the slaughterhouse."