Every Hipster in Portland - John Crist

"Voodoo Donuts? Too mainstream." John Crist and Dustin Nickerson are every hipster in Portland! Also featuring Aaron Chewning!

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[tabbyrh]

"I just wish I could live in a Mason jar."
When John wiped his mouth with the leaf, I lost it in my office 😂

[markamarok]

I'm an Oregonian and this is painfully accurate, the only thing that's missing is giant unkempt beards or some kind of old timey douchey waxed mustache.

[liamdesemple]

As a Portland born and raised person, I am both simultaneously amused and offended. That is how you know someone is a good comedian.

[geekymetalhead]

This isn't a parody, this is just basically a short documentary.

[DuncanSmith]

“I just go to the roaster and suckle the beans” 😂

[TheVisionaryArtist]

“I don’t drink coffee anymore it’s too mainstream, I just go to the roaster and suckle the beans” 😂💀

[CaseyJamesOrr]

Sadly I'm stuck in this city for now but he hit the true realities of people here. TRUST ME. This is no over exaggeration. That was pure accuracy. Well done.

[e.m.bixsby]

I've lived in Portland all my life, and I can say this is 100% accurate. You couldn't have nailed it more. 🤣

[mrgallbladder]

I eat Dunkin donuts, but, like, ironically.

[mercurialpierrot]

0:09 "Remember the turtles"
1:28 Totally forgot about the turtles 😂🤣

[delennhollander]

Born and raised in Portland, and this is way too accurate! All of these hipsters protest all day and then retreat to their $2000 a mont studio apartment in the pearl, or a 4 bedroom house shared with 10 other people. So glad I'm moving in 2 weeks.

[philipg]

I'm reading a blog about the evils of corporate America... Is that the new iPhone... Yeah it's incredible.

[doitsumania]

I live in Portland and omg!! It is truer than you think

[jawuzie]

"I have a dog but he actually identifies as a cat." 👌🏾

[cdrogers]

"Construction is destruction" LOL Meanwhile in Starbucks...

[VlogEpicness]

In Portland the nicest dressed people are homeless.

[JustYourAverageGirl]

'I was reading a blog on the evils of corporate
'Hey is that the new iPhone?'
Omg yep XD

[fizzyracks]

"Portland timbers is propaganda for deforestation" Lmao This Had Me DEAD.

[forthejoyfit]

“We should go to college...”
“Yeah, but let’s wait til Burnie makes it free.”
Hahahahaha every hipster lol😂😂

[zaclarson]

I actually live in Portland and I have to say...only 65% of the people are like that. But it is very accurate.